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Jenny Creed

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Let's not argue about religion, but something more original. How about, would the world be better if suddenly everyone woke up with a symbol on their forehead that shifts according to mood, so that everyone at all times know exactly what you're feeling unless you go out of your way to hide it?

You can't get away with lying - deliberate crime would take a nose dive, although crimes of passion would probably go up quite a lot, at least at first. Meet a nice girl who doesn't run away at the sight of your forehead erection? You'll be able to be completely honest and she will be able to trust you. That goes for all sorts of relationships, so brace yourself to find out who your friends really are.

Politicians will strongly advocate the right to wear a big hat when addressing the people, and we'll call them crooks and they'll be unable to deny it. Within one electoral cycle we'll have leaders who can be trusted, probably people who don't want power and therefore are more likely to use it responsibly.

Looks pretty good to me, but I'm sure you can find some problems.
 

Eldritch Warlord

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The world would be a better place without morons.

That's right you idiot, go shoot yourself. We'll all be happier.

EDIT: That was said to no one in particular, just any idiots that happen to be reading.
 

ElephantGuts

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I think the title of the thread is misleading. I thought you meant "Would the world be a better place without ecstasy". Well. It seems I was wrong.

I have no idea what you were actually talking about but I hear ecstasy is very popular in Israel. That's important for me to know, I'm moving there if Palin ends up in the White House and I want to fit in when I get there.
 

Xhumed

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For a second I thought this might be a thread about plotting to murder me...
 

OuroborosChoked

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Would the world be a better place without X? Well, I think Sigma would think so... as would the rest of the Mavericks... but I don't think the rest of the Earth would agree... Sure, there's always Zero... but he's technically a Maverick, too, isn't he?

Or maybe you were talking about Weapon X?

Mulder's second secret informant?

Smartasses?
 

Jenny Creed

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X is for many things, yeah. This might be one of those topics where a better title would be "Read the post".
 

Eldritch Warlord

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Aries_Split post=18.72455.761046 said:
PureChaos post=18.72455.761036 said:
Definitely.
And British idioms, those should go too. (not that I have a problem with idioms in principle, it's just that Britain has so many and alot of them make no sense even after you know what they mean)
 

Acervusvlos

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The world would be a better place without, simply, human competition.

(This doesn't count BUSINESS competition, which is an entirely different story)

Every war, every conflict, every argument is just a dick waving contest between a bunch of morons who can't solve their problems without pulling a gun out of their pocket.
 

Acervusvlos

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Scarletmarine post=18.72455.761110 said:
Hey,
The world would be a better place without terrorists and george bush...
xoxo
I believe the topic creator said "ORIGINAL"
 

PureChaos

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Eldritch Warlord post=18.72455.761091 said:
Aries_Split post=18.72455.761046 said:
PureChaos post=18.72455.761036 said:
Definitely.
And British idioms, those should go too. (not that I have a problem with idioms in principle, it's just that Britain has so many and alot of them make no sense even after you know what they mean)
what are idioms?
 

The Iron Ninja

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Xhumed post=18.72455.761072 said:
For a second I thought this might be a thread about plotting to murder me...
Ha... ha ha ha! That's a good one Xhumed, how funny would it be if we were trying to kill you? Pretty funny right? Ha, what a good laugh we are all having right now! Especially since we're not trying to kill you...
(he's on to us! dismantle the death machine!)
 

COR 2000

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Jenny Creed post=18.72455.761083 said:
X is for many things, yeah. This might be one of those topics where a better title would be "Read the post".
For a second there, I thought you were talking about Malcolm X. Anyways, We could do better without fear-mongers and ranters(including Nit-pickers.).
 

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The Iron Ninja post=18.72455.761141 said:
(he's on to us! dismantle the death machine!)
aww but i spent weeks building it

on topic, i could do without ironing
 

Jamanticus

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The Iron Ninja post=18.72455.761141 said:
Xhumed post=18.72455.761072 said:
For a second I thought this might be a thread about plotting to murder me...
Ha... ha ha ha! That's a good one Xhumed, how funny would it be if we were trying to kill you? Pretty funny right? Ha, what a good laugh we are all having right now! Especially since we're not trying to kill you...
(he's on to us! dismantle the death machine!)
As always, your posts cause me to have at least a hearty chuckle...

The world would be better without MMORPGS *doesn't put a flame shield on.....ooh!*
Honestly, from the little that I've seen, it seems that the detriments of MMOs outweigh the benefits.... Plus, MMOs have that horrible thing called 'grind' in them that makes me cringe.....