Donate means paid?The Grim Ace said:Getting paid to fap is just great. It might get a bit weird later in life knowing I'd have so many little mes running around, but, I think I'd get by no problem.
Donate means paid?The Grim Ace said:Getting paid to fap is just great. It might get a bit weird later in life knowing I'd have so many little mes running around, but, I think I'd get by no problem.
i feel sorry for my future kids. their face will be riddled with acne, big ass noses, and a shitty back. i wish them luck...they'll need it.Exterminas said:Hell no.
I have horrible genes. Tons of allergy and huge acne during puberty. Woudldn't want to spread that.
Hey that's even better than my original idea.F-I-D-O said:You'd chop off his hand, try to kill his friends, and wait to tell him his sister is his sister?Stukov961 said:Well yeah, probably.
Then I'd bribe someone employed at the spermbank so I would know when offspring are produced with my genes.
Then I'd wait until the kid get old enough track him/her down and do my very best Vader impersonation.
you sick, sick person.
Or BEST DAD EVER winner if your child ends up being a Star Wars fan.
*Writes down Vadar things for ideas to try, readies the Stormtrooper march to automatically play
no, you see... that's what the mother is giving you (by proxy) in order to get her womb filled out without needing to bother with a pesky boyfriend/husband type inconvenience. the kid having a mind of its own is a bit of a complication, but one hopes theres all sorts of paperwork that guarantees that you can't be chased for support or be expected to take any kind of custody or other legal protective role.thethingthatlurks said:Uh, I hate children. No way in hell I'd want one of my own, and definitely not for a paltry sum like $50.
Yeah, that's the other thing. Legally speaking, you are not responsible for child support, and you could choose to donate anonymously (at least in the US, if the clinic allows it), but there is no guarantee that the child won't be able to track you down.tahrey said:no, you see... that's what the mother is giving you (by proxy) in order to get her womb filled out without needing to bother with a pesky boyfriend/husband type inconvenience. the kid having a mind of its own is a bit of a complication, but one hopes theres all sorts of paperwork that guarantees that you can't be chased for support or be expected to take any kind of custody or other legal protective role.thethingthatlurks said:Uh, I hate children. No way in hell I'd want one of my own, and definitely not for a paltry sum like $50.