Would you donate Sperm?

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Danpascooch

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The Grim Ace said:
Getting paid to fap is just great. It might get a bit weird later in life knowing I'd have so many little mes running around, but, I think I'd get by no problem.
Donate means paid?
 

Kitteh

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Exterminas said:
Hell no.
I have horrible genes. Tons of allergy and huge acne during puberty. Woudldn't want to spread that.
i feel sorry for my future kids. their face will be riddled with acne, big ass noses, and a shitty back. i wish them luck...they'll need it.
 

TheYellowCellPhone

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No, that would be a bit strange, and I don't want mini-TheYellowCellPhones that I have no idea about in the world

Plus, I find no pleasure whatsoever with masturbation. Strange.
 

cobra_ky

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I actually think it'd be pretty cool to have my biological children come looking for me years after the fact. I need to look into this sperm donation thing.
 

DoomCaek

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I wouldn't consider artificial insimination with some random dude's sperm, because I don't want kids.
 

Admiral Stukov

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F-I-D-O said:
Stukov961 said:
Well yeah, probably.
Then I'd bribe someone employed at the spermbank so I would know when offspring are produced with my genes.
Then I'd wait until the kid get old enough track him/her down and do my very best Vader impersonation.
You'd chop off his hand, try to kill his friends, and wait to tell him his sister is his sister?
you sick, sick person.
Or BEST DAD EVER winner if your child ends up being a Star Wars fan.
*Writes down Vadar things for ideas to try, readies the Stormtrooper march to automatically play
Hey that's even better than my original idea.
 

Okuu_Fusion

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I would only donate if I already had kids... That way, If the "donations" search for me, It would be a great way to increase the size of my family, and one step closer to having a large family like the Addams'...

Otherwise, If I never have kids of my own, I would hate to know that I technically do, but will never get to meet them, unless they search for me, but by then... yeah...
 

Macgyvercas

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Ehh, no thanks. I donate blood and am an organ donor should anything happen to me, but I would prefer not to have any children I don't know about.
 

martyrdrebel27

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my only problem is that i turn like 40, hook up with some hot 18 year old (yeah, that's how i roll) and it turns out she's my daughter.
 

demoman_chaos

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I have no allergies and have quite the natural intelligence. Who wouldn't want a kid with that? Natural strength isn't overly high, but you can't have everything.

Yes I would, but I would be afraid of what they would accomplish. I would likely be the illegitimate father of the next Hitler.
 

tahrey

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I'd enjoy the idea of money for old liquid-rope, but only if I could either get away with doing it under an assumed name, or at least 50% of the time (... if you can actually do it more than once / on a regular basis?) bringing in and surrepitously swapping in place a donation from a friend of very definitely the opposite racial makeup (splitting the cash of course - him as donor, me as courier). Then watch the astounded looks of WTF should the kid resulting from that actually have the nerve to come knocking.

Had sort of the polar opposite to that happen a few days ago. A thank you letter from a child's play hospital thanking me for the (fairly meagre) thing they'd received. Still creeped me right out. Apart from one local concern whose directors I personally know, all my charitable contributions are as anonymous and publically unnannounced as I can make them, and I'd thought it was the case with CP too. And that's what the average sperm donor probably assumes... particularly if they did it 15 years ago before the ability to hunt people down via the interwebs, freedom of information requests, etc was even dreamt of.
 

AgDr_ODST

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Im thinking no....Im not so desperate for cash that I'd do such a thing. And besides I'd much rather actually have a relationship with or Marry a girl and have a kid than potentially have a little mini Zadok running around
 

tahrey

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thethingthatlurks said:
Uh, I hate children. No way in hell I'd want one of my own, and definitely not for a paltry sum like $50.
no, you see... that's what the mother is giving you (by proxy) in order to get her womb filled out without needing to bother with a pesky boyfriend/husband type inconvenience. the kid having a mind of its own is a bit of a complication, but one hopes theres all sorts of paperwork that guarantees that you can't be chased for support or be expected to take any kind of custody or other legal protective role.
 

JemothSkarii

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Nope, only one person I want having my kids and that's my significant other, so only she shall have my seed.
She doesn't even need to pay me...not that I'd want her to.
Well, maybe a cookie, that would be nice.
 

thethingthatlurks

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tahrey said:
thethingthatlurks said:
Uh, I hate children. No way in hell I'd want one of my own, and definitely not for a paltry sum like $50.
no, you see... that's what the mother is giving you (by proxy) in order to get her womb filled out without needing to bother with a pesky boyfriend/husband type inconvenience. the kid having a mind of its own is a bit of a complication, but one hopes theres all sorts of paperwork that guarantees that you can't be chased for support or be expected to take any kind of custody or other legal protective role.
Yeah, that's the other thing. Legally speaking, you are not responsible for child support, and you could choose to donate anonymously (at least in the US, if the clinic allows it), but there is no guarantee that the child won't be able to track you down.
 

TheRundownRabbit

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No, that would be real uncomfortable for me to see those kids, even If I was their father and they came to me
I could still (even though I am the father) be all like
LOL, I dont have to take care of you
 

The Wykydtron

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Meh why not i'm not against it but it's not like i'm actually gonna get up and donate. Money is money though and it's not like i'm gonna have someone banging on my door in a few years saying "sup pay for child nao!"