Would you donate Sperm?

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Double A

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I would, it's not really my kid if I don't raise them. Same DNA, but other than that I'd have had nothing to do with them. Well, assuming I got paid for my donation (that makes no sense).
 

latenightapplepie

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I'm really not that comfortable with the idea of having biological children I'm not aware of.

I suppose it would depend on how much I was being paid.

Hint: It would have to be a lot.
 

Red Rum

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I would do it to get paid, but I would be obliged to tell the woman I married about it and the possibility of me having a kid.
 

floppylobster

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In my country you have to supply your name and contact details, and the children, if any, are allowed to know who you are and decide if they want to meet you. So you have to sign a form allowing all of that. I think it's a good idea.
 

zfactor

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Jedoro said:
No

If any little children out there are born from half of my DNA, I'm going to be the one raising them.
Yup, same here. Plus it's indirect fatherhood, which is a little wierd for me...
 

RatRace123

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You get money for it, and you never have to know about the little snot factory you helped bring into to the world, I'd do it.
 

mireko

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Absolutely.

I wouldn't owe the kid anything, because it wouldn't be my kid, and I wouldn't be a father either. It's just semen, it's not magic.

So if they showed up at my doorstep I think I'd tell them to stop being so fucking obtuse. Their "real" parents would be the people who raised them.
 

BrionJames

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Ever see the opening scene to Way of the Gun? Thats what comes to mind when I think of sperm banks.
 

tehfeen83

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I would have done. Except where I live (UK) has fairly recently passed a law where every donor child is legally allowed to trace their sperm donor father. Apologies for any offensive terminology, I'm a bit drunk. So, no absolutely not.
 

SilverUchiha

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I would on the following conditions (some of which are optional if others can't be met):

1st: I want to be paid for doing so. I think that is more than fair.

2nd: I find artificial insemination bland and sterile. So I would gladly do it for free if I can make a "direct deposit" *wink*

3rd: If option 2 can't be met, I want all my donations to be genetically enhanced with super-human DNA. I'm sure there is some mad scientist waiting to try some experimental procedure. Let him have some fun.

4th: If options 2 or 3 can't be met, then... in addition to payment, I also want Season 5-current of House M.D. DVDs (this means that if the series continues, I'm still being given additional seasons of DVDs as they're released).

5th: If options 2, 3, or 4 can't be met (then god help us all), I want the payment mentioned in option 1 to be the sum total of one million dollars.

If options 2 - 5 are considered unreasonable or undo-able, then I supposed I'm not fit donor material.
 

Kakashi on crack

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Pingieking said:
Kakashi on crack said:
Hmmm, possible child support, or finding some deranged kid saying "are you my daddy?"
Is it actually possible to get child support from a sperm donor? Seems like an absolutely ridiculous notion; which means that some crazy ***** in the US has already sued for it.

I'd go for it. I don't see much harm in doing it, and I get paid.
Actually, it's quite possible, and not uncommon.

With anonymity not being as big as it used to be in artificial insemination, women who have sperm donor children can in fact sue for child support, and in a lot of cases win. It's actually a pretty big in the UK and US from what I understand.
 

SimuLord

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The only way I'm knocking a woman up is the old-fashioned way. Though if I did donate, I'd hope the girl would name the kid Luke, if only to set up the moment of awesome later.
 

supersixfour

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MacNille said:
I would do that. Getting paid to fap? count me in. Also i would not have any problem if 15 years from now a kid would walk up to me and say that i was his father.
yeah i think that would be kinda cool, sure i'd choke the chicken for some cash, who wouldn't?
 

ExplosionProofTaco

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Yes, Totally.

I'd try to spread my seed as much as I can so that when I die, my friends and family can find my spawn, sacrifice them and use their lifeforce to bring me back to life.

a cookie to he or she who understands the classic gaming reference.
 

burningdragoon

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If getting quick cash was something I needed to happen, then maybe sure. Seeing as I am in no way strapped for cash, I would not. I also don't like the idea of having kids like that, but if I really really needed the 30 some dollars you get for doing it, maybe.