Would you fight a god?

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TriggerUnhappy

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Hell yes, if I'm going to die I might as well die an epic death. Be a great story:
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(Afterlife)Me:How'd you die?
Guy 1: Fell down a flight of stairs.
Guy 2: Died in the apocalypse with everyone else. How about you?
Me: I died after punching a god in the FACE!
Guys 1+2: Awesome!
 

RebootBlue

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dwightsteel said:
RebootBlue said:
To answer my original question, would you go out in a blaze of glory against the gods? I was using the Mayans as an example of one such armageddon event.

EDIT: You did sometime while I was writing that...
yeah, sorry about that. The 2012 thing is sort of a pet peave of mine. I should have just answered straight away.
It's all cool. I would've done the same.
 

Time Travelling Toaster

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TriggerUnhappy said:
Hell yes, if I'm going to die I might as well die an epic death. Be a great story:
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(Afterlife)Me:How'd you die?
Guy 1: Fell down a flight of stairs.
Guy 2: Died in the apocalypse with everyone else. How about you?
Me: I died after punching a god in the FACE!
Guys 1+2: Awesome!
This one's a win :D, always better to go out the best way you possibly can :D
 

MBFCPresident

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Is there a better way to die? Well...maybe suffocating on Jessica Alba's ass, but the God thing's more likely.
 

Yegargeburble

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No. As much as I like to think that I could take a god out, I am pretty sure an omnipotent being would wipe me out before I even knew I wanted to fight them.

It would be kind of like charging Dr. Manhattan with a dinner fork: Ill-advised and destined to end painfully.
 

Happyfork

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Well if I was going to die either way, obviously. Even more so since fighting is the only way to have a chance at staying alive. I have a road trip to go on the very next year.

Also, where's the starting location? I haven't heard that part.
 

Knight Templar

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I couldn't fight them.

Gods gain power from thier followers, if they have enough power to walk the earth then I'd be hard to make people stop beliving, or kill them all.

If they were a Demi-god then you could fight them.
 

Gooble

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Definitely. Would be extremely difficult and I'd probably lose but out of death, and death by fighting GODS, I'd certainly choose the latter option.
 

dwightsteel

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The thing is, if we're talking about gods and not God, then we're almost never dealing with omnipotent beings. They are flawed, and can be beaten. Not easily, but they can. I'd be on the hunt for the god killer, whether it was an elixer for immortality, or the demi-god who hates the big guys. I'd be on the team trying to find the answer.
 

Xerosch

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If a 15 year old can gather enough people to beat the heck out of Gods, a 30 year old can, too.

And of course I would find reasons for every hot person to join me on my quest. There's always the possibility to 'love' pain and disappointment away ^-^
 

Shepard's Shadow

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MaxTheReaper said:
Yes, but not because I want the world to continue on.

Mostly just because I'd be annoyed that gods actually dared to exist, proving me wrong in my atheism.
This. Except I'm not an atheist.
 

TriggerUnhappy

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avykins said:
TriggerUnhappy said:
Hell yes, if I'm going to die I might as well die an epic death. Be a great story:
_______________________________________
(Afterlife)Me:How'd you die?
Guy 1: Fell down a flight of stairs.
Guy 2: Died in the apocalypse with everyone else. How about you?
Me: I died after punching a god in the FACE!
Guys 1+2: Awesome!
Yeah but then youd get one upped by someone like this [http://bash.org/?6908].
Well, what if I went out fighting and attempting to rape a god? I would still beat that person wouldn't I?
 

SomeLameStuff

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yes, but before I do, I'll go plant bombs in every church in the world, then set them off when they're praying.

"Dear Lord, we pray you will give us a long and happy lif-*BOOM*"

And since god draws power from followers, with them dead, he can't do shit!