Would you fight a god?

[Sir Ollie]

Well if God/Gods do exist then my army of the dead will rise and I will defeat them with the almighty HOLY HAND GRENADE!

 

[Ninja_daemon117]

I would solely because fuck them.

 

[Circus Ascendant]

This is going to be one of the few topics I start because I rarely think stuff without content to think about! But this came up recently.

The Mayan end of the world is coming up, and they specified a date, time, and hell even starting fucking location.

When, or IF, the gods come to earth and starting doing whatever they do to destroy the world. Would you start a quest, and go try to stop their godly plans?

I personally would because as fun as sitting on my ass and playing Final Fantasy is, it really makes me wonder what kind of shit you go through in stopping the end of the world.
Besides, what do I have to lose? I have nothing to gain other than a little bit of fun before our inevitable deaths, and the chance to be loved and respected which equals money which equals MORE VIDEO GAMES.

What about all of you?

Me i would walk over there with a fleet of hard core FF fans all with stupidly outragious Names(like Xephino lol) and awkward to look at clothing (Remember Tidus anyone?) Pick up Ultima Sword on the way and then Shout "all you sons of bitches are gonna die Ominislash!" job done then i get to walk back to hear the admiration of my hometown WOOT Epic WIN

Damn, I forgot about stupid clothes.

which final fantasy were you talking about because im guesseing 7 (who builds an airship and why do they have some much FUCKING FREE TIME!!!!)

Pretty much any, really. Seven, Six, Nine...

 

[Erana]

Well, I'd reason with 'em. At least insist that the apocalypse would be quick and painless.

 

[Yamiki]

Who needs to fight... let the strong men take the lead and get mashed up, I'm gunna be next to my fire and my tent, with my rifle in one hand, a caffine IV drip in the other and a hell load of explosive in the tent... Dead Mans switch...
If I die I'm taking as much extra holy crap as I can...
It's been said before but theres not enough ...
FOR THE GOD EMPEROR...
I ask not how I can serve him, only how I can die for him...

*Boom* Headshot

 

[Gerazzi]

the US army would.

ALSO, since the Mayan gods are not completely immortal, and because who would win: a 10 foot tall furry OR a nuclear missile?

 

[DrDeath3191]

Hooray for deicide!
I personally would, provided it wasn't the Biblical Apocalypse. My faith might bug me for trying to stop that one.

 

[Cuniculus]

I'd go down like Matthew McConaughey in Reign of Fire. Jump off a huge building with an axe aimed at one of the fucker's heads.

 

[ParkourMcGhee]

My gods can take on any wimpy Mayan god any day.

Usually, the good Lord works in mysterious ways. But not today! This here is 66 tons of straight-up, H.E-spewing dee-vine intervention! If God is love, then you can call me 'Cupid'!

Or something to that effect?

I'd also make a joke about Fahrenheit here but I've forgotten what most of that games plot was all about already.

 

[Biek]

As long as it involves me having to collect a bunch of crystals ill do it. And as long theres at least 2 hot women in my party.

 

[Koeryn]

Not the end of the world. Anyone who truly believes it is will probably die then anyways out of sheer expectancy.

That said... Who knows. I don't really believe in a singular god, or gods, so I'd be fighting figments of OTHER peoples imaginations, would be... interesting to say the least. Do I have the means to fight gods? Some special swords? Orbital laser? A gun that's so holy it automatically turns gods of any allignments into little fluffy bunnies surrounded by carrots?

...Actually, that's the COOLEST WEAPON EVER. Someone mod it into FallOut3. Or something. It shall be the Carrot Patch. Yeeeeeesss....

 

[APPCRASH]

My gods can take on any wimpy Mayan god any day.

Usually, the good Lord works in mysterious ways. But not today! This here is 66 tons of straight-up, H.E-spewing dee-vine intervention! If God is love, then you can call me 'Cupid'!

Or something to that effect?

I'd also make a joke about Fahrenheit here but I've forgotten what most of that games plot was all about already.

Those are some mighty fine words from the great prophet Sgt. Johnson.

 

[Koeryn]

the US army would.

ALSO, since the Mayan gods are not completely immortal, and because who would win: a 10 foot tall furry OR a nuclear missile?

That depends, 'cause I've seen nuclear missles fucked by furries. It was... Mildly disturbing. Also, it could be argued that furries are mutants caused by nuclear radiation, giving them strange and mysterious powers, making them 'gods'. Are nuclear mutants immune to nukes?

 

[Gerazzi]

the US army would.

ALSO, since the Mayan gods are not completely immortal, and because who would win: a 10 foot tall furry OR a nuclear missile?

That depends, 'cause I've seen nuclear missles fucked by furries. It was... Mildly disturbing. Also, it could be argued that furries are mutants caused by nuclear radiation, giving them strange and mysterious powers, making them 'gods'. Are nuclear mutants immune to nukes?

no, nuclear mutants are DEAD.

 

[Agent Larkin]

Do a discworld i.e. blow up were they live every one will stop believing in them and they will die from a lack of believe.

 

[Gr333d]

I would hide underground for years, scheming, gaining mass support, getting hold of weapons and explosives that can harm them, looking into their history, and finding their weaknesses.
Then, in the right moment, BAM
no more gods

 

[Damien the Pigeon]

In that specific situation, I have to say that I would. I mean, I'd be dying anyway, so why not?

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

Well... Since god looks like This....

I think I could take him...

 

[TheLastCylon]

I'd just stop believing in them.