Would you fight a god?

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SsilverR

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there would have to be SOME way to win ... i'd go solid snake vs the patriots on their godly arses
 

Azraellod

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maybe i could negotiate to get them to fight fairer.

nah, i probably wouldn't even try. a waste of time indeed, since id fail very quickly. much better to use the time to play tetris or something.
 

silentsentinel

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I would not.

My friend, however, has a shirt that says "If Jesus rises, kill him again", so he would definitely fight a God.
 

Rigs83

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Te whole end of the Mayan calendar is mostly bull shit like the whole end of the Millennium madness ten years ago. Personally I just blame God for everything because it's easier than fighting God.
 

ae86gamer

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I think I've played enough JRPGs to know how to beat them. So yes, yes I would fight them... and win.
 

Hazy

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If I was about 6 Feet tall, Really pissed, and I Looked like this:


Sure, why not?
 

El Poncho

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steeltrain said:
Without a doubt I would. I'd make a few home-made IRA quality explosives, get my hands on an automatic weapon, and fight a gurille war. Odds are it'd end badly though.
Will you phone them up and tell them when the bomb is going off aswell:p
 

pantallica95

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Lets just say that the gods in question for the rest of this post are the Greek gods. the Greek god werent omnipotent and omniscient like the Christian/Ismlamic/Jewish God is. I'd persuade beings lesser than the gods, yet more than humans to join me in my quest and procede to try and beat down those arrogant, pompous gods. In Greek mythology that would be the Titans I guess. Or, in best case scenario, infiltrate the gods. Become a "servant". Greek gods were tricked before, they can be tricked again. Then, either find out their weaknesses, or in BESTER case scenario, persuade one of the gods to join me. I'd go for Apollo personally. Or, if all else fails: call up Chuck Norris and Kratos and watch the epic beatdown begin!
 

A random person

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To all of you saying you couldn't, just remember this guy:


Go beyond the impossible and kick reason to the curb, that's the Gurran-dan way!

If it isn't obvious, hell yeah I'd fight. If I lose I'd die a badass, and if I win I'd be an even bigger badass and I'd take over as a less oppressive god who saves everyone.
 

Kuchinawa212

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I wouldn't fight. But I wouldn't run away either. (as there is no where to run that he can't find me.)
 

DarkFenix

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Hmm well I'm not sure how many gods there are in total for the greeks or mayans but 6billion ppl vs say....20 "gods"? sounds decent to me lol. Also if they aren't massive and our emrely our size with some powers they are boned.
 

chstens

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If the gods decended to earth to destroy it, I would not sit idley by. I don't usually fight unless it's to protect someone or myself. And that seems like a pretty good death, die while fighting gods.
 

Croaker42

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This is why I have my +9 busted pool cue.
And if it looks like a hopeless fight, I sell my soul and become a minion of destruction.
I mean you guys a cool and all but that minion of destruction gig is sure to come with many perks. Including a cool hat.
 
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WAIT

just occured to me :

If God "came down to destroy us all" surely satan would have something to say...
"Satan if you give me your powers i will destroy god."

Epic superpowers.