Would you Kindly?

[EvilMaggot]

Battlefield Bad Company 2
"no more cheerleaders"
"i gotta save me some cheerleaders!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrMxVAberuU (the cheerleader clip )
^^

btw how to i embed a video here ?

 

[Zhukov]

"Wake up, Dr Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes..."

Hope I got that right.

 

[AvsJoe]

From ****:
- "You couldn't take an *ANTHILL* without suffering casualties!"

lol

 

[Denamic]

Planescape: Torment.
"The issue no longer equals total logic."
"Women were the reason I became a monk - and, ah, the reason I switched back..."
"Well I, for one, plan on discovering the secrets of the multiverse by rubbing cottage cheese on my belly and eating vast quantities of fresh-water fish. Mmm... cheese."

Nordom: "Attention; Morte. I have a question. Do you have a destiny? A purpose?"
Morte: "Is Annah still wearing clothes?"
Nordom: "Affirmatory."
Morte: "Then the answer is yes."

 

[WestMountain]

"Anyone who thinks sex is the best thing in the world have never been really in the need to take a massive load of crap on the toilet"

There's no better feeling afterwards, it's pure ecstasy and relief

 

[spartan117cxvii]

"I got yer zerg right here. Heheheh."

 

[Kasper Gundersen]

"They're sinking cities with a giant worm!!!"
- Marcus Pheonix, Gears of War

 

[EinTheCorgi]

"nice catch with your face!" Buck from halo reach...hell all Bucks lines are awesome

 

[Cobbs]

Dosh! (cookies for reference)

 

[Ravek]

"You're in a computer game, Max."

"The truth was like a green crack through my brain. Weapon statistics floating in the air, glimpsed out of the corner of my eye. the repetitious act of shooting, time slowing down to show off my moves. The paranoid feeling of someone controlling my every step. I was in a computer game. Funny as Hell, it was the most horrible thing I could think of."

Max Payne

 

[TriggerHappyAngel]

"NomNomNomNomNom" - Heavy, Team Fortress 2

 

[TheMariner]

Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory
Hokkaido mission, first guard.

Guard: "You should probably kill me now. I'm the biggest coward you've ever met."
Sam: "That's quite a claim."
Guard: "I've already wet myself."
Sam: "Well, then you've made the top ten."

Also, not really a quote, but all the guards in the first Splinter Cell whistle 'If I Were a Rich Man' (at least in the GC version).

EDIT: From Dawn of War, when the space marines say 'Take and Hold' I honestly thought they said 'Cake and Hope' the first time I heard it.

 

[Hazy]

Dosh! (cookies for reference)

Loads of monneeeeeyyy!
Can anyone lend me a tenner?
MONEY MONEY MONEY

"I'M GETTING HUNGRY, HOMBRE!"

 

[Wutaiflea]

"OH GAWD! If I'd known this was gonna happen, I would've taken rope escape lessons more seriously!" - Yuffie Kisaragi, about to molested by Don Corneo, Final Fantasy 7.

 

[Photon987]

"I am SHODAN."

Even after all these years, that part still makes me feel ill-at-ease.

 

[Vrex360]

Again, I have to stress:


Amazing stuff. That last line from the Arbiter and Truth anyway, it's prefect.

Also the line after Shepard and Ashley have done the deed:

"You still sassin me soldier, I think you need more physical training."

"Tsk, now what will it take to prove I'm in prime condition Skipper?"

Seriously that was gold, it makes me really hope she comes back in Mass Effect 3.

 

[IckleMissMayhem]

"You cut a pretty pitiful figure up there. I'd say you're about a -3 on the manliness scale." (Kiros to Laguna - FFVIII)

 

[Zhukov]

Oh yeah, and another one that hasn't come up yet:

"In my talons I shape clay, crafting life forms as I breathe.

Around me is a burgeoning empire of steel. From my throne room, lines of power careen down to the skies of Earth. My whims will become as lightening bolts that devestate the minds of humanity. Out of the chaos they will run and whimper, praying for me to end their tedious anarchy.

I am drunk with this vison.

God.

The title suits me well."

 

[supermariner]

they asked me if i had a degree in theoretical physics... i said i had a theoretical degree in physics and they hired me up

... love Fantastic from New Vegas
he's the biggest douche ^^