Would you Kindly?
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"After I kill you I'm going to rape your corpse, don't worry I'll be gentle."
Gotta love Morrowind.
Gotta love Morrowind.
Or a few things from Assassins Creed 2. Like this. Oh god, laughed so much. That and "it's a-me. Mario". YES!DJDarque said:
"Curious. Why bother programming you to feel pain? Of course, pain is a necessary response to certain stimuli, but they could have dulled the sensation or given you a threshold that would limit the extant or depth of your agony."
*whimper*
"I'm glad they didn't. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Muro, from Oni
Or,
"So, how does this end?"
"For you? Badly."
Konoko from the same game
*whimper*
"I'm glad they didn't. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Muro, from Oni
Or,
"So, how does this end?"
"For you? Badly."
Konoko from the same game
"Heh! It's a throne room. How pretentious can you get?"
"I guess if you're rich enough you can build any sort of madhouse to live in."
"I prefer my payment in CASH...not liquor, Mister...ahh..."
"It's a rock. It's what you asked for. Am I gonna get paid or not?"
"The most promising acolyte left us, not out of the lesser folly of sentiment, but the greater folly of anger. His heart was clouded, and his balance was lost, but his abilities were unmatched. Even then, we knew to watch him most carefully."
"The knowledge of those who came before could neither be disseminated or destroyed. Its power would be a dangerous tool in the wrong hands, but would also insure against future cataclysm. At that time we chose to maintain it with writings preserved in extant locations."
"Iron trees? Not in my part of town."
Victoria: "Our guest Cavador just spilled his guts."
Garrett: "Not literally?"
Victoria: "That wasn't necessary.
"Well, taffer. Now that you're dead...can I have those boots?"
"You son of a dog!"
"OK, run! If I were you, I would run, too."
"Gone? Well I'd run too if I saw someone like me looking for... er, me..."
All of these quotes come from the Thief trilogy.
"I guess if you're rich enough you can build any sort of madhouse to live in."
"I prefer my payment in CASH...not liquor, Mister...ahh..."
"It's a rock. It's what you asked for. Am I gonna get paid or not?"
"The most promising acolyte left us, not out of the lesser folly of sentiment, but the greater folly of anger. His heart was clouded, and his balance was lost, but his abilities were unmatched. Even then, we knew to watch him most carefully."
"The knowledge of those who came before could neither be disseminated or destroyed. Its power would be a dangerous tool in the wrong hands, but would also insure against future cataclysm. At that time we chose to maintain it with writings preserved in extant locations."
"Iron trees? Not in my part of town."
Victoria: "Our guest Cavador just spilled his guts."
Garrett: "Not literally?"
Victoria: "That wasn't necessary.
"Well, taffer. Now that you're dead...can I have those boots?"
"You son of a dog!"
"OK, run! If I were you, I would run, too."
"Gone? Well I'd run too if I saw someone like me looking for... er, me..."
All of these quotes come from the Thief trilogy.
"I cannot be caged."
*Cowled wizard is disintegrated*
"I cannot be controlled."
*Cowled wizard has his soul ripped from his body*
"Understand this as you die. Ever pathetic, ever fools!"
*Cowled wizard turned to stone and then exploded for good measure*
Irenicus from BG2 shows us how villainy is done.
*Cowled wizard is disintegrated*
"I cannot be controlled."
*Cowled wizard has his soul ripped from his body*
"Understand this as you die. Ever pathetic, ever fools!"
*Cowled wizard turned to stone and then exploded for good measure*
Irenicus from BG2 shows us how villainy is done.
How is he not popular? He ranks just a millifonzy under Kain (Simon Templeman) of Legacy of Kain, in terms of coolness.Bonecrusherr said:
Doomed Guardsman: "Lay your Weapons down, Vampire, and we promise you a quick death"
Kain: "I could promise you the same.... but it would be a LIE"
here is a summary of Legacy of Kain: Defiance as a movie:
L4D2:
Ellis: "Oh mah God, KIDDYLAND!!!!"
Rochelle: "Wish I could be that happy."
Ellis: "Can I ride one? C'mon, just one, hell if we'll ever get back here."
Nick: "...Now I want to ride one."
What really topped it off was when a moment later I saw a sign with the park mascot Peanutman saying "Sorry, ride's closed". Nick said in this dead-serious tone "I do not like that Peanutman".
Ellis: "Oh mah God, KIDDYLAND!!!!"
Rochelle: "Wish I could be that happy."
Ellis: "Can I ride one? C'mon, just one, hell if we'll ever get back here."
Nick: "...Now I want to ride one."
What really topped it off was when a moment later I saw a sign with the park mascot Peanutman saying "Sorry, ride's closed". Nick said in this dead-serious tone "I do not like that Peanutman".
Got chills watching this the first time...still do infact, KANE LIVES!
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Sergeant Johnson: "Dear humanity, we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy ass fleet!"
Marines: Oorah!
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Sergeant Johnson: "Dear humanity, we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy ass fleet!"
Marines: Oorah!
"WELCOME!"
You all know the game...
For those who dont know however, I'll add a hint.
"AHHHH, Ill buy it at a HIGH PRICE!"
You all know the game...
For those who dont know however, I'll add a hint.
"AHHHH, Ill buy it at a HIGH PRICE!"
Both of those are awesome, I'm surprised (both at other people and myself) that nothing from Kane had been posted yet.6unn3r said:
"What can I do with this one, Aphrodite? She WON'T... STAY... STILL! I want to make them beautiful, but they always turn out WRONG! That one... too fat! This one... too tall! This one... too symmetrical! And now... what's this, Goddess? An intruder? He's ugly. Ugly! UGLY! UUUUUUGLYYYYY!"
And then I shot him dead. No-one calls me ugly and gets away with it.
And then I shot him dead. No-one calls me ugly and gets away with it.