Would you rather?

[Baradiel]

Which finger? Probably not, because I play piano occasionally, and having too few fingers makes it more difficult. Also, a life of luxury would get boring quick.

Would you, if you fell off a tall building,
land on someone, killing them but saving you
OR
miss the person, killing yourself but saving them.

 

[cryogeist]

land of the person

Would you rather
sleep
OR
not

 

[scorptatious]

Er... sleep.

Would you rather catch a Metapod that won't evolve or a Magikarp that won't evolve?

 

[Baradiel]

Magikarp. I'd put it in a bowl. Or fry it.

Would you rather be able to fly or be able to breathe underwater?

 

[CarlMin]

Fly! No question about it.

Would you rather eat a grenade or razor wire?

 

[Baradiel]

Grenade. I wouldn't have to pull the pin, so it'd be reasonably safe.

Would you rather swim in a pool of jelly,
or
bathe in baked beans?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Pool of jelly.
With jelly, you mean like pudding right?

Would you rather sleep on the ground or sleep on the table?

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

Ground. Then you don't fall off and hurt yourself.

Would you rather get stung by a boxer jellyfish or bitten by a cobra?

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Box jellyfish, because I have those where we live.

Would you rather be able to beat Devil May Cry 3 on the American Dante Must Die level, or beat any Touhou game on Lunatic?

 

[Viking Incognito]

Beat Devil May Cry 3

Would you rather fly a plane, or a helicopter.

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

Helicopter - More manoeuvrable and they sound better.

Blindness of the ears or deafness of the eyes?

 

[cryogeist]

helicopter

Would you rather
revive a thread and get banned
OR
revive it but it gets derailed

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Derailed, because that's fun to watch.

Would you rather get killed by a literal killer guitar solo or a speeding train?

 

[cryogeist]

train

Would you rather
Be shot in the head
OR
beheaded

 

[Viking Incognito]

Shot

Would you rather be Smart or lucky

 

[cryogeist]

lucky

Would you rather
be the smartest man ever
or
the richest ever

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Smartest.

Would you rather work until you become something or take a handout?

 

[cryogeist]

Work

Would you rather
Die
OR
Diiiiiiiiiiieeee

 

[NerfedFalcon]

DIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!

Would you rather have Sonic properly return to form but only for one game, or disappear for five years before having another full-on reboot?

 

[CarlMin]

Sonic? Is that that blue hedgehog thingy?

Would you rather smell like crap 24/7 or have no hands?