Would you REALLY survive a zombie attack?

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RagnorakTres

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Of course. My asthma is bad, but not bad enough to kill me if it goes untreated. At least, not anymore.

I would probably have a BSOD moment at first, but I'd get over it. I know my mental strength, if I have to kill to survive, I'll do it.

Plus, death, whether for myself or others, doesn't bother me. Pain does, but I'll make sure there's always one more bullet.
 

Akalistos

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I don't think anyone that write on this forum can survive. The goal i'm setting is to go out in the most badass way possible and have a tombstone in the shape of my extended middle finger.

 

spyro2103

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I probobly, no, definitly, would not survive because I'm fat, and everyone knows the fatties always die first.
 

Cpu46

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My plan for any apocalypse/doomsday is to see how long I can last, Zombies are no exception.

Oh let there be no doubt I will most likely die a horrible, screaming, painful death. But let there be no doubt that I will NEVER just give up and die.
 

Akalistos

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Fire Daemon said:
If I was bothered to prepare for my zombie survival plan and buy the things necessary for my survival. The problem is that would mean moving further inland and buying a house boat which are very expensive but if I did these things I would be safe unless the virus starts with one of my neighbours or is airborne, but you couldn't create a realistic survival plan to combat those things anyway.
You got to understand, anything that undermine selling a house would decrease the price of said house. Since it a house boat in a Zombie apocalypse, i'm willing to bet the price will go down faster than a nymphomaniac's underwear in a orgy. :)
And with that info.... YOU WILL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT COME AND SAVE ME, if i'm still alive.
 

Akalistos

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spyro2103 said:
I probobly, no, definitly, would not survive because I'm fat, and everyone knows the fatties always die first.
Not really, if your smart. Check out Max Brooks' Zombie Survival Guide and you'll get a head start. If not, train your stamina. I am a bit overweight but i got great stamina and better than average muscle because when i work out on any machine, i turn into the f**ing Tasmanian Devil. And that a True Story, i triple my muscle mass in 4 and a half month.
 

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SUPA FRANKY said:
In various zombie threads I have read, people post that they would pwn any zombie that comes their way. Well, I have been watching a few zombie flicks and I have to say, would people really survive something like this ( Also, were talking Insanitarium, 28 Weeks Later type zombies)

Would your sanity be able to stand the relentless screaming and moaning? Would you be able to take watching your love ones become eaten? Would you truly be bale to stay in a house where the family who previously stayed in had committed suicide to avoid a much more violent death?

SO...thoughts?
Probably not because the only possible chances of surviving a scenario like that is to be EXTRAORDINARILY lucky to never be exposed to the virus, or simply have natural immunity by luck of the genes.

Being good with a baseball bat has nothing to do with it, it doesn't matter how many brains you bash in as every contract you have with the infected, even combat, increase your chance of exposure.

My advice, find a renewable/sustainable water source, maybe some food as well, and hole up for As long as possible.

Sargent Who (formerly Doctor Who) was WAY off saying the infected would take one to two months to die if they don't eat. Since if they don't have the sense to eat then they don't have the sense to drink either and will stave to death in 7 days, and that is only if they stay VERY immobile, in the shade and reduce their metabolic water consumption as much as possible.

I can't emphasise enough how vital water is to survival yet at the same time how quickly your body consumes it.

Seriously, that is actually what kills animals infected with late stage rabies, they don't drink ANYTHING in their rage madness and die within 48 hours of the mental degeneration taking hold. If the rage-zombies run around all day in the sun then they will die from a catastrophic heat stroke, heart attack, stroke, and multiple organ failure.

So, considering a rolling rate of infection, you're looking at 7 days Max that you need to hole up, stay quiet and wait for it to all blow over.

Though you know what I am worried about: Darwin.

Given enough chance then natural selection will come into effect, so even if most infected turn into insanely violent with no sense of self preservation, there will very likely be a certain percent, even if only 0.01%, that will be crazy enough to murder everyone they see, yet still the sense to drink, eat and run from danger.

They will be a huge problem.

And even with 0.01% "smart insane" out of a Uk population of 60 million people... that's 6000 very dangerous motherfuckers who might be smart enough to grab a gun off a mauled soldier and go all Columbine killing infected and non-infected alike.
 

XThecommander

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I live in a desert, unless I got to the walmart and got a bunch of water and noodles I would be doomed, otherwise I have a good metal gate, some weapons, and intelligence above all.
 

Cucumber

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I hope my plan still works:
Ladder -> high place normally unreachable -> remove ladder -> snack on my supplies until I run out or something else happens
 

-Samurai-

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If the disease is only spread through blood(not airborne infection), I think I could survive for quite awhile.

I'm a very good strategist, and I think I would be able to carefully plan out a place to stay, with enough supplies, and multiple escape routes. I'd have gathered enough weapons for tight spots. I think I could pull it off.

As much as I'd love to say I'd be out there, hunting zombies and kicking ass, and as much fun and exciting as that sounds, I think I'd be to smart for that. Play it safe, and you survive.
 

Saint_Zvlkx

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Some friends and I have 'joke' zombie plans, and while I'm not exactly the perfect person to survive in a zombie world, I do very well in high-stress situations, and so I could probably fair better than most. Of course, if I got some of my friends together and started our plan, we'd probably survive.
 
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I will reply to this as I do all "what if zombies take over" threads;
Zombie survival plan-
1. Grab a shotgun
2. Grab some buddies
3. Grab a car
4. Attack zombies
5. Get our asses kicked
6. Plan C (run like hell)
So yeah I probably would kill myself or get myself killed pretty quickly.
 

Aur0ra145

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I would live, I'm just the type of person to make it through bad situations, plus I hunt, fish, go hiking and do a whole lot of stuff you'd need in a zombie invasion that most ppl don't know how to do.
 

Double A

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If they are slow zombies, yes. I have enough guns and ammo in my house.

If they are fast zombies, no. But I have enough fireworks in my basement to take out more than a few with me.

Big booms are fun.
 

Vrex360

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I could probably survive against walking undead provided I didn't get myself stuck in an enclosed space. The runners however are a different matter. I am not the fastest guy, I'm too heavily built for that, hence I wouldn't outrun them and would probably die.
 

Sarah Kerrigan

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I'll try, but I probably can't.

That is, if I had a Chris Redfield or Billy Cohen on my team probably yes, but I would hit on them the whole time.