Would you REALLY survive a zombie attack?

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Supernatural Girl

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I am scared of zombie games, so I think I would die so easily, unless I had someone interested in my survival telling me what to do. Otherwise, I would kill myself as soon as I realised there would be no help for me.
 

Shock and Awe

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If I had some kind of warning I could, and seeing that I am within a stone throws distance from a military base, I would not have to worry about huge hordes of zombies since many would be taken out by Airmen, Soldiers and Marines packing assault rifles.
 

silver wolf009

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I have a stockpile ready with enough food, water and ammo to last me for years. Basiclly Berk's stockpile from tremors 3.
 

BuchalBainne

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I'm in a fairly isolated area, so that would (hopefully) keep me safe for a while. However, if my loved ones were to become zombies, I'd make it my mission to kill 'em. Don't want them wandering around in pain for the rest of their unnatural lives. (Assuming Zobbies are in pain :L )

Chances of survival? I'm fairly certain I could deal with it emotionaly but I wouldn't stand much of chance in a fight. We have plenty of guns here but my shot isn't that great. :/
 

zombiejoe

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I wouldn't live long, but I would be able to give me team good info on how to survive
 

A BigCup of Tea

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XJ-0461 said:
Nope. I require a funtional society to get the medication I need (to control my diabetes).

It could be fun for a few days though.
Good Sir we should join forces when this happens, im also diabetic(type 1), maybe we could raid a diabetic factory?? haha
 

Monstrion

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SUPA FRANKY said:
Yeah, people tend to lie a lot on the internet. Just thought I would give you a heads up :p

Taking the screaming would really bother me only if it prevented me from sleeping and once you are exhausted, your body shuts down regardless of noise anyway.

If I have to watch my loved ones getting eaten, It would mean either that something got fucked up and the zombies are running around in close vicinity, which means I am pretty much dead too or that my loved ones are also pretty stupid ones and did something idiotic which got them eaten.

Finally why shouldnt I be able to stay in house where ppl commited a suicide? If I have to move from my house there is a good chance I will see half eaten people everywhere. That is in my opinion much worse.

So, sanity? No problem. Means to survive? (equipment, weapons ...) ... got none.
 

SilverUchiha

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Odds are I would get infected...

but if I didn't, I'd have to assume the massive amounts of gameplay of L4D and movies I've watched have prepped me enough to deal with most of the zombie invasion. Besides, I hate most of mankind anyway. I don't think my sanity could get any more fucked than it already is.
 

Last Bullet

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Mentally? Eh, who knows. I figure if my family and I could hold out together, I'd be alright. I could have a lot of fun with a hardware store. So long as I can cut them down or blast them apart with guns, I might survive long enough to get somewhere with a good amount of supplies. If they died, and I lived... I'd probably be that crazy guy you have to shoot because he thinks you're a zombie too.
 

Cpt_Oblivious

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Against the runners? Hell no
Against the walkers? I reckon I could survive for a while before ineptitude and haemophilia kill me off.

Either way, I'd give it a shot.
 

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AjimboB said:
Oh hell no, I'd totally die in a zombie apocalypse, but damn it, I'd survive longer than most people, and when I went, I'd take as many of those infected fuckers as I possibly could.
This. Im not that strong but fuck I will manipulate the minds of others to protect me and then I will sacrifice myself for the good of others in the hopes that if Humanity is reborn a statue would be erected in my honour. It's all I can hope for in a Zombie Apocalypse.
 

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Supernatural Girl said:
I am scared of zombie games, so I think I would die so easily, unless I had someone interested in my survival telling me what to do. Otherwise, I would kill myself as soon as I realised there would be no help for me.
So you would rather have an anonymous stranger on a mobile directing you from a bunker?
I'll get you my number after I hole up in my local Tesco.

OT: Seriously, my local Tesco is 20min walk (or 5min "RUN LIKE FUCK") it has two floors, the second floor is very easy to blockade, there is a door to the roof to write an SOS and it's filled with food.
 

mad825

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Levitas1234 said:
28 days later mosters are not zombies! A zombie is a reanimated corpse, therefor slow, stupid and unorganized.
well technically the film never stated what they were another than they were "infected with rage" however I would agree with that they are not zombies.

mentally in such of an event I would ok but I will be felt somewhat gritty, trigger happy and far more distrusting of humans otherwise physically I would hope not to lose my spectacles and I can run just about the average distance of a 20 year old
 

YukaTakeuchiFan

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I'd certainly try, though I question my ability to survive in the early days, where it's not likely that I'd be aware that an infection was on the loose, and thus, I wouldn't be on my guard- especially if it wasn't that obvious who was infected and who wasn't that early on.

Aside from that, assuming that I could get a ladder and make it up to my roof without incident, I could probably do fairly well- though if zombies decided to actually stick around my house and wait for me to come down, I know I'd be fucked sideways due to lack of a means to get supplies out of my house.
 

Azure Sky

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Wall of text incoming!

Well, for a start, anyone who thinks they will have more bullets then zombies is delusional.

Now that that is out of the way. I don't think that real zombies will have that 'pack' mentality and/or collective conscience that various media hypes up. o_O

The mental stability aside, with an able body as well as calm and thorough thinking, you should be able to last quite a while.

As for supplies, non-perishable food, that is incredibly easy as at least half the things you would see on a supermarket shelf would last for months if not years unopened. Water is significantly harder to keep on the other hand, if it is not factory-purified it will likely stagnate. And would you -really- trust most open even tap water if it could spread whatever is eating the zombies? (Bad pun intended) =3

Weapons and survival... Guns? Ha! Couple of dozen bullets will do what? Kill a handful of them? Whoop-de-do. Lets be more realistic here, not everyone has or can get access to firearms, and without stockpiles of ammo they are useless at best. Sword and a decent outfit that is bite/scratch resistant? Better choice. Will you likely have a Sword? Doubtful. What else can you use? -Anything- Something long and blunt is good, Long and pointed is better, Long and bladed is better still. Just keep in mind that you will probably only need to actually kill zombies infrequently, mainly if you need to slink around for supplies and to see whats going on.

In short, will everyone survive? Heck no.
Will quite a few? Probably.

/endrant, wallotext crits you for over 9000 =3
 

Bourne

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I would worry more about making the 7-hour drive back home so I could make love to the woman of my dreams one last time [hopefully] before one or both of us turn into hot, wet, red-meat dinner.
 

Warchiefwill

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I would have a good chance of surviving (I shouldn't really flatter myself) because i would tend to stick to being a lone wolf or small pack (see what i did there ;))But seeing as my girlfriend needs medication to control her diabetes I would most certainly kill myself knowing she died of her condition :'(
 

Marmooset

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Sure, if I wasn't there where it started.
I'm no government lover, but I think they'd clamp down on it faster and more decisively than the protests in Tiananmen Square.

Whoops - I think I just got this site banned in China.
 

Littaly

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I'm limp and walk with a crutch, so by both movie and RL logic I'd be the first to die xD