Would you throw yourself on a grenade?

[Rancid0ffspring]

Complete strangers? I'd anounce 'It's been good not knowing you' & leave them to their fate. Someone needs to earn my trust before I'd consider going to the shop for them let alone ending my life for them

 

[Eggsnham]

I'd probably be killed while trying to make a decision. No happy endings here folks, you can thank my neutral-ness for that.

 

[Evilbunny]

Maybe if those people were my family or very close friends I would dive on it, but otherwise I would jump out the window.

 

[Contun]

Window. Grenade....
Window. Grenade....

What to do, what to do...

Perhaps....throw the grenade out the window?

 

[Jadak]

I'd jump out the window.
Because honestly, I don't give a fuck about people, much less strangers.

This. Going by the title, I thought this was going to be at least kind of worth considering, perhaps if they were all friend, family, or loved ones of any kind, but stangers? Fuck them, I'm out.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

To tell you the truth, I would freak out until it was too late.
If I had to pick, the grenade sounds like a decent enough choice.

 

[Argtee]

I'd jump out the window.
I wouldn't dive on a grenade for anyone.

 

[ezeroast]

window every time if these people are strangers. But for close friends and family id go the nade.

 

[Brad Shepard]

depends on who its for really.

 

[Brad Shepard]

Window. Grenade....
Window. Grenade....

What to do, what to do...

Perhaps....throw the grenade out the window?

on second thought, im going with this

 

[Joa_Belgium]

Window. Grenade....
Window. Grenade....

What to do, what to do...

Perhaps....throw the grenade out the window?

Damn, ninja'd. I was going to say the same thing.

One fundamental question remains unanswered: does the grenade exist out of pie? If so, I'd gladly drop myself on it.

 

[TheRocketeer]

The grenade-jump question is, by now, very tired and trite. Replace 'grenade' with 'grizzly bear' and we've got some real soul-searching fodder that won't disappoint on any level.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

4 strangers... I'm out the window

my best friend? I'd throw myself on the grenade

 

[Konfusion88]

Not to pick holes in your question but couldn't we throw the grenade out the window thus saving everyone and not having to dive out of a window.....

If that's not an option then I'd probably dive on it.

 

[senorcromas]

Being the awkward and unathletic person I am, I would probably hesitate waaay too long for either options to be viable.

My last words would probably be, "Uh, uh, uh, what should we d-"

 

[koeniginator]

Jumping on a grenade would make a very, very small difference, first of all because the grenade landed in the corner, meaning that there's most likely enough room for everyone to move to the opposite corner of the room, especially if there's enough time to maneuver yourself out of a window.

To prevent me from getting flamed:
I'd jump out the window, because I'm a dick like that.

 

[omega_peaches]

I would either...
A)Have everyone jump out the window
B)Throw the grenade out the window

 

[Eri]

I'd be this guy; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rmf3Z1O9JvA

 

[Daveman]

I'd rather just jump out the window, call in my highly trained goose to diffuse the grenade, then to the winchester for drinks. Hows that for a slice of fried gold?

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I think I'd jump out the window. As nice a guy as I am I think my natural survival "coward" instinct would cut in (as it is very highly tuned) regardless of my will.