Would you throw yourself on a grenade?

[BloodyThoughts]

Well, being the dick hole I am I would jump out the window, say "HAHA FAGGOTS!" go home, tell their wife that their dead, get with their wives, then finally go to my own home and rest.

Cause I am both a dick hole and awesome.

 

[Dr. Gorgenflex]

I would jump out of the window. In a room of 5 people there is always 1 asshole and 4 retards. I plan to be the asshole.

 

[mcgroobber]

how about throw the grenade out the window saving everyone so no one dies

 

[Orcus The Ultimate]

well... if i had Dragon skin of course!

 

[Arc_Light]

Would dive onto the grenade.... just to be a dick and splatter myself across the room and the four other chumps unlucky enough to be in a room with a live grenade.....(and the 'be the hero thing', that can't hurt either)

 

[Sanguinius- The Angel]

4 strangers? Are any of them hot females? Is the grenade made of bacon?

If any of these questions are no, then I jump the fuck out of there.

 

[Americow]

4 strangers? Grab the hot chick and

Spoiler

ROCKET JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMPPPPP!!!!!!

 

[Brain_Cleanser]

I have a friend that I keep with me specifically for throwing on grenades.
So I'd push him on top of it than jump out the window, hopefuly saving the others in the process.
If they're strangers... same thing, just push a guy and jump.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Depends on the strangers really
I am a judgemental jerk so in 2 seconds I will have a good idea

 

[AgDr_ODST]

thiers always a third option: try throwing it out the window.

but if the OP is insistent that thier are only two options(pardon me the guy in me is coming out) and atleast one of them was moderately attractive(and female) I'd throw myself on it and then if by some miracle I survive I'd ask that said girl show thier gratitude by having sex with me, and even if they weren't(or they were guys) I probably still would while hoping that the Allmighty doesn't see my selfless act as suicide

 

[benoitowns]

Obviously it wouldn't be damning the other individuals, they are technically four times as likely as me to jump on it given these two options, so why they hell would I do it? Next, why would I even care about them? Yes in the bigger picture more lives would be saved, but if I am dead, then I have nothing. I can't experience anything if I am dead. I like being in existence. Not existing would suck ass.

 

[aPod]

In all honesty i probably wouldnt be in the right fram of mind to do either. I think instinctively i'd yell "get down" and fall down into the fetal position.

Most of that explosion is going up and out. Not saying me and the other people wouldnt have injuries or anyone wouldnt die but thats jsut how i feel i'd react in a split second.

 

[benoitowns]

how about throw the grenade out the window saving everyone so no one dies

What if outside there are loads of people eh?

 

[mcgroobber]

how about throw the grenade out the window saving everyone so no one dies

What if outside there are loads of people eh?

well there are lots of what ifs aren't there like what if the strangers are serial killers, or what if someone offered you 1 million euros for every person left dead in the room

there are endless possibilities

 

[Jamvaan1992]

I'd dive on it for two reasons
1) I truly have nothing better to live for, at the moment, than tomorrow. More than likely the other three people in the room would have more to live for than I do at the moment.
2) If I hesitated the grenade would blow me up any way so diving on it would just be a way of having the grenade do its job in a faster and less painful *Knocks on wood* manner.

 

[benoitowns]

how about throw the grenade out the window saving everyone so no one dies

What if outside there are loads of people eh?

well there are lots of what ifs aren't there like what if the strangers are serial killers, or what if someone offered you 1 million euros for every person left dead in the room

there are endless possibilities

Yes there are literally endless possibilities. I have recently learned about String Theory, quantum mechanics and the ten dimensions. It all supports your statement.

 

[mcgroobber]

how about throw the grenade out the window saving everyone so no one dies

What if outside there are loads of people eh?

well there are lots of what ifs aren't there like what if the strangers are serial killers, or what if someone offered you 1 million euros for every person left dead in the room

there are endless possibilities

Yes there are literally endless possibilities. I have recently learned about String Theory, quantum mechanics and the ten dimensions. It all supports your statement.

im glad to see my statement was supported by something i know close to nothing about