Would you want a Katana?

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RangerSERE

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II2 said:
RangerSERE said:
Why would I? When a Walther P99 does a much better job, and it looks much nicer. Im not of the phantasmagorical mind set where i wish very badly to be some lame anime character.
Don't like anime? Fair.

But don't hate on the sword, man, done authentically they're beautiful.

(with you on the handgun rock, sword scissors, though. I'd just want a USP45 ;))
Im only knocking it with the mindset that it can be used for "self defense", not only is it horribly impractical, the legal implication of using something complex like a knife or sword for said purpose are way over anyone's head. You could end up being charged with manslaughter yourself...but i digress. They are quite wonderful for decorative purposes...but then again so are paintings.
 

Daemascus

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Ya, katanas are cool, but I would rather just have my leatherman. Much more likely to use it than a sword.
 

rokkolpo

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why yes,i would like a katana. not going to waste money getting one though.

i have more practical things to buy.
 

AmrasCalmacil

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Got one, am itching to get a nice western double-edged weapon of some variety though.
Or an IMI Tavor TAR-21.
'cause y'know, bringing a gun to a knife (or sword) fight would be awesome.
 

MikailCaboose

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I've already got one :)
What can I say, I just love swords, but especially a blade that's so light and is the sharpest possible.
 

Czargent Sane

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once I am trained enough, I plan on buying one.

also, the problem with guns is swords are usually more effective against supernatural beings
 

Kpt._Rob

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Given unlimited amounts of money? Sure, why the hell not? But, assuming that I have to buy it and I'm not getting an increase in income here in the near future, I think I'll just stick to something more practical, like my icepick, or my tire-iron (named Tire Buddy).
 

Snarky Username

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If it was free, definitely. I love swords, but I've never loved them so much to actually pay for them. Also, I feel that if I ever did pay for them, I'd be crossing a nerd thresh hold and I would never be able to go back...
 

Billion Backs

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No. I am not a japanophile even though I like some anime and all the progress the japanese made in fields of science and technology particularly cybernetics and electronics of all sorts because I'm very much into that kind of thing.

A katana is just a glorified sword. There's nothing magical about it. The reason the Japanese had to develop such complicated forging methods is because they had no fucking metal in the first place, no, of course, being a hyperbole for "very little". They aren't the only culture to use complicated folding methods for making weaponry. Arabs did it. Russians did it. And so on. It's just that when you have as much metal as most Europe, you don't have to bother. The quality will be about the same, and you wouldn't need overly complicated techniques that take years to learn and perfect for a weapon that's going to be broken and discarded at some point.

So the whole samurai thing in terms of attachment to their often ancestral swords is mainly coming from lack of resources.

Okay, that was a pointless rant. Katana is just a sword. It's illegal, sadly, to own a sword without special permits here in Canada. And even if it was legal, I wouldn't bother. I've done sword classes when I was into Martial arts - it's fun, sure, practical, not very much. Especially not in your average everyday life. A sword is not all that efficient for self-defense when the attacker might have a gun. Sure, there's intimidation, and that's probably of some value, but any weapon will do - and if it doesn't work, you're the one getting shot. Or if you end up killing the guy, you're the one getting hit with manslaughter charge, because there's only this much violence you can exert in self-defense given most laws. Not even in the most stereotypically redneck state in the USA (choose your own, I don't know too many states) it would be okay to shoot to kill someone for simply stepping on your lawn without any permission.

So it's value in sense of self-defense is not all that great. It's a fucking sword, it's hard to use it to non-lethally take down possible aggressors and killing people even in self-defense situations might get you in trouble with the law in some cases. And, again, it won't stop you from being shot.

If I ever got the urge to be a serial killer, a katana would still not be my choice. It's a huge fucking sword. A good weapon is a weapon you can conceal. A knife is concealable. A gun is concealable. A shotgun is concealable. A fucking meter-long sword (yeah, they come in different sizes, but that's a reasonable average) is NOT.

So, it's a definite "NO". I do not appreciate much of traditional Japanese - or any, for that matter, culture, so that part to owning a katana is out of the question. I do not currently practice any martial arts - and if I did, I'd try kickboxing this time. Even if I were to do any weapon martial arts, I would not pick a sword. I'd pick a staff, or those kick-ass sticks. Definitely not nunchucks, I've seen too many people bash their balls with them, and they, in general, are of questionable use aside from impressive showmanship (and bruised balls).

Plus I'm by no means rich and still trying to fund my college education, and a real sword - a katana or not, will cost in the range of a few thousands as a minimum reaching pretty unbelievable prices at the maximum. Professional blacksmiths aren't cheap, and that shitty sword you picked up from some uni arts student taking blacksmithing is by no means of a comparable quality with a professional forged sword.

Neither is that Frostmourne replica on your wall. Sorry.

If you're going to practice swordmanship of any kind, by all means, go for it. It's an expensive hobby, it's fun - I've done only very little weapons stuff when I was doing martial arts, and it's definitely exciting even if you're using sticks and bokkens. And you will be, because nobody's going to let you train with an actual fucking sword as a starter. Even if you do fencing with those light-weight rapiers, or whatever they are, they still wear a crapload of armor and don't use sharpened swords... So, uh, yeah.

It's a cool hobby, but you should consider all the costs - the money, the time, and the realization that practically every fight scene you've ever seen is heavily choreographed and unrealistic performance. Skillful, yes. Resembling reality? No.

Edit: And for sheer killing purposes, as if I were stolen away from home and forced to fight in a thunderdome of some kind, I'd still NOT pick a sword. It takes long to be effective at it. A spear is the best bet, there's a reason why it's been among some of the most used weapons everywhere. Good reach, thrusting attacks which are harder to block then swings, and can be used for more domestic purposes... Such as locating the entrance to the Tomb of Horrors.
 

RanD00M

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I want one.And I also want a kendo sword.Why? Because I would practice with the Kendo sword,so I wouldn't accidentally cut something off.
 

Kermi

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I have two katanas, and a short sword. I long ago stopped caring about the name for the short sword. They're nice to look at, but they're just things. Real katanas haven't been made in Japan for over a century, so anything you pick up for $50 somewhere is a piece of shit from Spain or something.

It amuses me that people buy decorative katanas then say they're training to use them, or practice with them, or whatever. No you're not. You're waving them around and looking kind of silly.
 

Phenns

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I have two already. It's really good, and I can properly wield them. So, your ideals coincide with mine.
 

II2

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Billion Backs said:
Okay, that was a pointless rant. Katana is just a sword. It's illegal, sadly, to own a sword without special permits here in Canada.
I wasn't lead to believe that is true: only requires permit if you actually sharpen it up.
Could be wrong... never got a consistent answer on the legality from an array of cops, Renfair duelers, store owners, etc.

Billion Backs said:
Plus I'm by no means rich and still trying to fund my college education, and a real sword - a katana or not, will cost in the range of a few thousands as a minimum reaching pretty unbelievable prices at the maximum.
Medieval renacting swords, that have to endure repeated usage, can be purchased for about $180-300 CDN. Specifically, thinking of the steel longsword / bastard sword I saw and handled in person. Felt like the real deal, especially compared to the decorative ones, that usually went for $25-140.

Not trying to shoot your point to bits, I've just seen and heard tell of a different side of things... Which, I'll admit, could be cloaked in faleshood.
 

Axzarious

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No. I would rather a chainsword from warhammer 40k.... Or failing that, a quarterstaff.