Wow, I just did the stupidest thing...

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I was inking an outline of a yacht on a painting of the sea I'm giving my favourite girl on monday, using a caligraphic pen (one where you dip it into an inkpot) when my mum walks in and gives me a couple of rows of chocolate. It's cold, so it's difficult to break apart, and I'm still holding the pen in my hand...

You can guess what happens. The chocolate snaps and the pen catapults black ink all over my face. Great.

Oh well, what stupid things have you done that just came from lack of attention?

 

[Uncreative]

I don't know how many times I've unwrapped things, thrown away the contents and walked away with the wrapper in my hand.

Sigh.

 

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I don't know how many times I've unwrapped things, thrown away the contents and walked away with the wrapper in my hand.

Sigh.

Ugh, that's always really disappointing... I did that with a Boost bar a few weeks ago

 

[delet]

So many things... I'll pick a stand-out one from my childhood.

I was in... 4th grade, methinks. We were walking to the computer lab, or maybe the library. It doesn't matter. I was walking backwards so I could talk to my friends who were behind me. I finished up whatever I was saying and turned around just in time for my face to meet a metal box sticking out of the wall. I hit it full speed.

Oddly enough, I was rather hard headed back then. I just tilted my head back, then walked on by.

 

[Foxtrotk72]

i was out on the beach with my family my dad was driving i jumped out (keep in mind that its sand on the ground) of the car run up to graped the toe cap and got dragged i have no idea why i did it

 

[RyQ_TMC]

So many things... I'll pick a stand-out one from my childhood.

I was in... 4th grade, methinks. We were walking to the computer lab, or maybe the library. It doesn't matter. I was walking backwards so I could talk to my friends who were behind me. I finished up whatever I was saying and turned around just in time for my face to meet a metal box sticking out of the wall. I hit it full speed.

Oddly enough, I was rather hard headed back then. I just tilted my head back, then walked on by.

Kind of in a similar vein, I've walked into lampposts during conversation a few times, but mostly it's hitting my head all the time in places where I should know by now it's too low for me.

I have a friend though who has a habit of standing in front of whoever his talking to. Which is a bit of a problem when you're walking with him. Once he did that in the middle of a pedestrian crossing... While an ambulance was approaching fast... And wouldn't budge. We literally ended up grabbing him by the elbows and dragging him to the other side before he noticed anything was wrong.

 

[blankedboy]

I was walking up to the front deck of my old boat, and I somehow managed to end up on the far side of the railing, dangling by the back of my knee from the bottom rail (plaited wire, by the way) with the back of my head hitting the side of the boat.

I have no idea how it happened, but it was hilarious.

 

[Iandiaeufaieubfeuihfi]

I forgot my wallet while I was eating in a mall. I got it back an hour after eating, but all my shopping money was gone....

 

[fozzy360]

I've had no less than six gals take a strong interest in me, which is odd because I am neither good looking nor particularly suave. Of all those six, I dropped the ball on every one of them, confirming my stauts, when it comes to these kind of things, as a total idiot.

There was also one time I placed my finger on a car lighter when it was blazing hot. Obviously my brain was broken at that moment.

 

[Roamin11]

I put a layer of hot oil in my new wok, then added soya sauce... Not a smart idea DX I seemed to forget my days of using the deep fryer at DQ way back when DX

 

[Sexy Street]

Stabbing myself in the leg with an exacto-knife and hitting a capilary. Blood filled my jeans.

 

[Lust]

I poured the last of my soda into my cup, only to drop it on the carpet. -_- [sub]*sigh*[/sub]

 

[Caradinist]

Finding out if that knife was sharp or not by trying it out on my finger.

I think my bad was brain, and thinks didn't when i was a kid.

 

[ultrachicken]

I was doing a science lab where the students were supposed to discover what the chemical we were given was. My group gave me the vial of green liquid and made me hold onto it. So, as I went to get goggles and put them on, I forgot the vial was in my hand. As I put the goggles on, the vial emptied all over my shoulder and the floor. I had a jacket on, so I didn't notice a thing until the teacher started yelling at me.

 

[OctalLord]

Woke up one weekend morning, after standing. Going to the bathroom. I noticed my lungs were burning, and had been the entire time. I decided It'd probebly go away after I layed back down since I was still tired.

Wasn't until a few hours after I woke up again I realised I wasn't breathing at all that entire time. Not even after I settled back down on my bed. I just passed out due to lack of oxygen and considering I'm still here started breathing again.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Jumping on a wooden stake, making it pierce my foot and almost go straight through...

Look before you leap people, that is all I have to say.

 

[Snotnarok]

Wow reading this whole thread made me feel a lot better about my day, sorry guys!


But I do have something to add at least, in my own stupidity of trying to get food together with a drink I nearly put a box of cereal in the fridge and the orange juice in the cup cabinet.

D: