Wow, I just did the stupidest thing...

[kwagamon]

Earlier tonight I was playing a draft of Magic: The Gathering (the following requires some knowledge of the game) and was in a pretty good position, when on about turn 4 I attacked with plans of dropping a few guys in Main 2, when my opponent started taking his turn post-attack. I forgot to stop him and say I wasn't done. (Aside: I really hate when people do that. If I make no indication that I'm done and you neither ask to go nor tell me you're going to go, then don't freaking go!)

Also, agreeing to hang out outside to keep watch with my friend as he got high. It's a pointless exercise. My presence is only going to cause me to get in trouble should the one getting high get caught, while not helping to avoid getting caught in any way.

 

[Valksy]

Every time I leave my flipping keys hanging in the door - why yes Mr Burglar, let yourself in, and help yourself to my car too...


(OK so those two things have never actually happened but they COULD... )

 

[Cowabungaa]

I was a rather silly kid.

First, when I was about 7-ish years old a friend of mine had the bright idea to put my bike the trailer he had behind his pedal kart. Then I got the bright idea to sit on it while he was riding the kart.

I ended up on the street with the handlebars buried in my skull. I screamed so hard the whole neighbourhood gathered around me. 5 Minutes later I was at home asking for apple juice, which I didn't get as my mum was freaking out and calling the doctor. That made me grumpy, oddly I didn't really notice the gaping head wound any longer.

Around the same age I was wondering whether a grill was hot. Yeah, it was hot, really freakin' hot.

And one other time a few years later we were making Christmas lights in class. I wanted to smell the flame up close, ended up inhaling fire. No burns or anything though, lucky me.

 

[Criquefreak]

Wound up knocking out my front baby teeth in a 'rofl' moment.

Nearly losing a case of Nintendo DS games because it fell out of my lap as I exited a vehicle (found them just before it started raining).

I'm sure I could think of more, but those two were the first to come to mind.

 

[Vault101]

So I must have been In year 2 at school, doing one of those art/craft things our teacher was showing us an example that she had done, it was like a symetrical paper person (Symetrical sam she called it) As she was showing Us I looked at it and said out-loud "I don't like yours.." speaking my mind

Everyone looked at me and it went silent she glared at me and said somthing about hurting others feeling I dont know I was terrified..

 

[Zeema]

i brought my ps3 and forgot to take it with me out of GAME lucky i knew the people there

 

[Pikey Mikey]

somehow tripping and falling down the door steppes twice when i was younger and knocking out a bottle of mineral water onto my keyboard twice within 25 minutes last year

 

[Mr. Bojangles]

I once ate a yoghurt, threw the yog pot in the sink and the spoon in the bin.

Took me ages to find the spoon.

 

[Ultress]

Misread 1 1/2 minutes on a box of little microwaveable calzones as 11 1/2 minutes. Need less to say my smoke alarm was pissed off at me.

 

[SimuLord]

Draining some bratwurst after the braising-in-beer part of cooking, I accidentally dropped one of the brats in the sink. It went right into the disposal...but the sausage was long enough that I put some cold water on my hands, fished it out, figured "ah, I just poured rocket-hot beer down the sink, not like there's any bacteria, hell, I'm finishing on a grill...it's safe."

Very Julia Child of me.

 

[Dioxide45]

Um. I've socially embarassed myself numerous times by saying the wrong word...Um. Yeah, I can't think of any others. I'll edit some in when I think of them.

 

[MurderousToaster]

I was rather young and had a can of coke and I wanted to see how much was left in it. So, me being an utter genius at the time, I stuck my finger in. My finger got stuck and the hole in the can was pointy so it made a circular cut around the whole of my finger.

Possibly the stupidest thing I have ever done.

 

[rapidoud]

Not murdering idiots who think 'stupidest' is a word.

 

[butternut]

Don't you hate it when you open one of those high wall cupboards and something falls out, you bend over to pick it up and your head slams into the bottom of open door on your way back up.

I've done this and seen my friends do this numerous times.

 

[PureChaos]

Forgetting to save my game.

More frustrating then you think sometimes.

been there. was playing a game for about an hour and a half, got quite far but forgot to save, then had a powercut. was REALLY annoying.

i've sent texts to the wrong person by accident, luckily been nothing embarrasing

 

[Engarde]

One morning I was going to get a drink of fruit juice, a bowl of cornflakes, and milk to pour on my cornflakes. Things got a little mixed. Endud up with a cornflakes and juice and a glass of milk. That is not the worst of it. I was found halfway through by my younger brother who proceeded to point out how crazy I was.

I still cannot believe I ate half a bowl of cornflakes with apple juice without noticing. I am not a morning person...

 

[default]

Not murdering idiots who think 'stupidest' is a word.

Ooooh, a little tense, are we? Well I apologise for bastardising your precious and stupidly subtle English language, good sir.

Thanks for your input, guys. Sure makes me feel better and the ink came off fine, thanks for asking. It didn't go on any of my clothes or carpet, luckily...

 

[sheogoraththemad]

well let's see, I think I crashed my computer THREE FUCKING TIMES last summer