Every time a sentence begins with the word "Dude, last night on FOX News.." I always seem to leave thinking "lol wow"
wow.Just wow....
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Ok, I'm a computer science major so history isn't really my forte. However, neither of those things seem right to me.jck4332 said:
>_>
*looks at first quote*
Wait, it was a WWI test?
<.<
*looks at second quote*
And she thought it had to do with Hitler!?! /facepalm >X(
Well, that's my second daily face-palm, might as well stick around this thread to complete my daily quota
"Hello, Lowes employee. I have a shutter that's fallen off my brick exterior. Its details are X, and I need Y. How do you suggest fixing this?"
That turned into an hour of four employees bickering about the proper way of hanging up shutters, one insisting that its completely stupid to do anything use these plastic bolts, (which are blatantly incompatable with my type of shutter) while one insisted that I use liquid nails to glue in the screws, while another went between putty and caulk, with the senior employee then telling the other three that the only way to hold these six-pound pieces of plastic was by remoartaring the wall and using six 60 pound concrete screws and get a new drill because my better one broke last month and my new one is too weak to go through masonry stuff.
All the while, they're asking me, "Don't you have a big, muscly boyfriend or strong dad to do this for you?" and telling me that I can't do this, and I'm going to have to hire a man to do this for me, (they emphasized the word, "Man" every time they told me this) and were actually laughing about the idea of my doing this.
Because, you know, only men can hang some damn shutters. Like how its impossible for me to have installed that chandelier or that microwave or that granite countertop...
The one that asked if I had a boyfriend was blatantly staring at my ask and also trying to ask about my age and was trying to lift heavy things in my presence despite the others telling him not to, so he might have been trying to impress me.
Because laughing in a girl's face is totally hot.
Next time, I'm totally going to Home Depot. They have a guy with Dali facial hair there.
That turned into an hour of four employees bickering about the proper way of hanging up shutters, one insisting that its completely stupid to do anything use these plastic bolts, (which are blatantly incompatable with my type of shutter) while one insisted that I use liquid nails to glue in the screws, while another went between putty and caulk, with the senior employee then telling the other three that the only way to hold these six-pound pieces of plastic was by remoartaring the wall and using six 60 pound concrete screws and get a new drill because my better one broke last month and my new one is too weak to go through masonry stuff.
All the while, they're asking me, "Don't you have a big, muscly boyfriend or strong dad to do this for you?" and telling me that I can't do this, and I'm going to have to hire a man to do this for me, (they emphasized the word, "Man" every time they told me this) and were actually laughing about the idea of my doing this.
Because, you know, only men can hang some damn shutters. Like how its impossible for me to have installed that chandelier or that microwave or that granite countertop...
The one that asked if I had a boyfriend was blatantly staring at my ask and also trying to ask about my age and was trying to lift heavy things in my presence despite the others telling him not to, so he might have been trying to impress me.
Because laughing in a girl's face is totally hot.
Next time, I'm totally going to Home Depot. They have a guy with Dali facial hair there.
Some of the dialogue in Sonic Heroes is just downright embarassing. ESPECIALLY Team Rose's intro.
Ugh...
Although Big the Cat is instantly forgiven, since he is DUKE NUKEM!
Ugh...
Although Big the Cat is instantly forgiven, since he is DUKE NUKEM!
Hitler was a runner in WWI, a guy who ran out and fetched injured or dead from no mans land. It's a dangerous job given to him because of his asthma, he was injured in the field and spent the rest of the war in a hospital.BoredDragon said:
Wait a new one? I watched the one from 2008 and it was heartbreaking to see fred phelps 9/10 year old grand daughter giggling, Louis asks her what's making her laugh and she says "your going to hell"TheRightToArmBears said:
OT: Mine is during a Richard Dawkins documentary
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7NeSGggF7Y#t=2m01s
Ted Haggard then tells Dawkins to stop filming and leave or he'll call the police, when they're outside he drives past Dawkins' film crew and shouts "you called my children animals", during the interview Ted also says evolutionists claim the eyeball popped into existence which is just cut off by the clip.
After the wow just wow from that I read on wikipedia that Ted was soliciting male prostitutes to sleep with and take crack with him.
My whole Science Class Here's a list (all from the same girl)
1. Just found out kangaroos are not imaginary
2. Though metal was a re-newable form of energy resource
3. Our school slogan is "Welcome to Bear Country" since we're the Bears. She said "That's stupid where not even in Tennessee."
EDIT: Some kid said if the nuclear reactors in Japan blow. The countries of Japan, Asia, China.
Not only is that stupid its a 2 for 1.
Also on a state quiz a girl put "West Africa" instead of Florida.
1. Just found out kangaroos are not imaginary
2. Though metal was a re-newable form of energy resource
3. Our school slogan is "Welcome to Bear Country" since we're the Bears. She said "That's stupid where not even in Tennessee."
EDIT: Some kid said if the nuclear reactors in Japan blow. The countries of Japan, Asia, China.
Not only is that stupid its a 2 for 1.
Also on a state quiz a girl put "West Africa" instead of Florida.
I got through the very addling sentence structure and am guessing you're just asking for WTF moments of the everyday variety. Well... in my business ethics class we were discussing [political content removed to avoid thread-jacking] and in the middle of my reply in the discussion this guy stands up and tells me I should live the poor life before daring to comment on [the above]. This guy is about 40 and has a habit of acting like he knows the business world inside and out, despite his opinions being cartoonish and over the top, with every businessman being Snively Whiplash. It sounds tamer than it was, but I digress. I was too mad to coherently tell him that I HAVE in fact lived in poverty as a kid, lucky to have more than shelter and having to take a 3-mile hike just to get water in the middle of Arizona heat. I cannot tell you how much I wanted to wipe the smug look off of his face.
Karma struck, and the prof kicked him out of the class.
Karma struck, and the prof kicked him out of the class.
so, just because I'm THAT much of an idiot, I went ahead on youtube and checked out Aknotholeresident's Sonic 4 Trailer video
HOLY
FUCK
that man is an idiot, plain and simple, a gloryfied idiot and elitist who says that he will quit the sonic fanbase because he's the only one with a brain and everyone else are authistic, well, idiots, who prefer sucking Sega's kool-aid (wtf) rather than seeing the truth
then again, almost the whole Sonic fanbase does lack brains, but still, Aknotholeresident is the biggest example of humanity's stupidity you will ever see
HOLY
FUCK
that man is an idiot, plain and simple, a gloryfied idiot and elitist who says that he will quit the sonic fanbase because he's the only one with a brain and everyone else are authistic, well, idiots, who prefer sucking Sega's kool-aid (wtf) rather than seeing the truth
then again, almost the whole Sonic fanbase does lack brains, but still, Aknotholeresident is the biggest example of humanity's stupidity you will ever see
THIS idiot right here
You are a hero among men. EDIT: NVM I thought you called her a *****, which lead to a totally different interpretation of the story. I'll leave my original anecdote up anyway though...I am 2 cool 4 anime said:I want to ask you something.Have you ever had this reaction(the wow reaction)?Isn't important if its the wow like"omg wow" or the "wow,I cant believe it"for me its the "wow,I cant believe it".The other day,a bratty girl I go with school dressed in a Tokio Hotel T-shirt,I asked here does she listen to them,she said "buzz off!".Later I asked her does she know a song from Tokio Hotel,she said "I know one,its called "*****"!"She started giggling,and In my mind i yelled "wow,I cant believe it!"She said ***** with such a tone I was stunned by the way she acts,and I still can't believe that she made her friends where tose shirts just because she does!She Is a person I will never understand and she made me doubt in my generation...Leave me your story's and good bye!
CAPTCHAolitical ingtne sounds like a swear! LOLZ
I was in the elevator once in my Apt going to work and these two girls get on. the two giggle for a bit then one pipes up "Your beard looks stupid" Something snapped and I just spit out "you know what ***** I can shave it but you'll always be an ugly fat ***** with a mouth too big for her own good."