Write a horoscope for the Escapist above you

[PeppersResort]

Since no one's above me, I'll write one for Yahtzee:

"You will find your sense of humour makes you popular; take care not to abuse it for world domination. You should have eggplant for dinner. Beware of cats."

 

[RaphaelsRedemption]

You will never find true happiness. What you gonna do, cry about it?! Your network will fail multiple times; so nail your tongue to your knee.

 

[Pimppeter2]

You will die of lung cancer

 

[Andalusa]

Forum Games, perhaps?

Although letting fireworks go off near your face isn't a good idea, your smart atire will keep you safe.

 

[Zombus]

Your passion for felines will be your ultimate downfall when your attraction to a stray tiger cub has ominous consequences involving blow-darts.

 

[captainwillies]

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you will die from a meteor strike. From years of letting your black cat walk by you, all that bad luck finally achieves a pinnacle and kills you.

 

[cuddly_tomato]

You will take a look at my horoscope thread [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.188253-Horoscopes-for-my-Escapist-chums].

 

[Vie]

Next week will be an excellent time to invest in your friendships, while Wednesday will bring unwanted news of a loved one. Bring Celery.

 

[Ekit]

You will feel hungry within the next 20 hours.

 

[oppp7]

Edit: Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos, with the Ebola virus. The stars predict that tomorrow you'll wake up, do a whole bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep.

 

[Mr Snuffles]

When you come across a dying duck on the 4th day of the next lunar month, you should take it in and treat it the best you can, or you will be sent to hell, where they play out of tune "Never gonna give you up" 24 hours a day. If you take it in, you will be sent to heaven, where there will be beautiful women (or guys if you're into that thing) and caramell dansen all day long!

 

[Shockolate]

You will find Cheesecake under your bed.

 

[kurupt87]

Oogehdee boogehdee googehdee boo!

 

[faranor]

There is going to be a change that will change everything but change nothing important about change. and you will read change a lot. and a hobo will ask for some change. well change.


....change!

 

[Riobux]

There is going to be a change that will change everything but change nothing important about change. and you will read change a lot. and a hobo will ask for some change. well change.


....change!

Your insight into certain areas will leave the people around you with a positive impression of you they will be afraid to show. It may be time to make a leap of faith in your life, a leap of faith of something you're scared to do because it will all pay off.

Your lucky number today is 16.

 

[Rarhnor]

Your self-reclaimed abilities will be on the verge of collapse. If you are not careful, people may look upon you differently from what you intend. Also, you will get a pie in your face from a 65 degree angle within the next 6 hours.

 

[MrNickster]

Your motto of 'It's crunch time!' will ultimately be your ironic downfall when you train to use a hydraulic press

 

[DC_Josh]

You will discover an odd sensation when imagining an unexpected scenario. It will change your life, dawg.