Write your own epitath
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"Eat at Joes."
"Hospitals are for pussies..."
"Dingo ate my baby."
"I swear, it is this big!!" *Picture of a penis*
"I did it for the cookie."
"Hospitals are for pussies..."
"Dingo ate my baby."
"I swear, it is this big!!" *Picture of a penis*
"I did it for the cookie."
"I knew you'd come
Your footsteps i heard
You're hear to have the final word.
You think that now im in my place
You can say it to my face...
But just remember, fucking jerk,
My feelings now cannot be hurt!
And even as you walk away...
This headstone is the final say."
oh dear god thats brilliant im writing that down in my will.
Your footsteps i heard
You're hear to have the final word.
You think that now im in my place
You can say it to my face...
But just remember, fucking jerk,
My feelings now cannot be hurt!
And even as you walk away...
This headstone is the final say."
oh dear god thats brilliant im writing that down in my will.
"Press Any Key To Restart"
"Here Lies Xhumed, And He's Bloody Annoyed"
"I do not decompose in your toilet. Please do not piss on my grave."
this isn't one i'd want, but a dentist had this as his epitaph:
"As you gaze upon this stone, all filled with gravity,
Relax! I'm just filling my last cavity"
"Here Lies Xhumed, And He's Bloody Annoyed"
"I do not decompose in your toilet. Please do not piss on my grave."
this isn't one i'd want, but a dentist had this as his epitaph:
"As you gaze upon this stone, all filled with gravity,
Relax! I'm just filling my last cavity"
"So, do you come here often?"
"If I go to hell, God's getting such a SLAP."
"Cast Revive plox."
"If I go to hell, God's getting such a SLAP."
"Cast Revive plox."
"Should have taken the red pill"
"I told my son not to point it at me, now look where I am"
"I should have read the fine print"
"What the Fuck?"
"The dog did it"
"All is fair in love and war, they were not kidding when whoever said that said that"
"I am in....God damn it!"
"I told my son not to point it at me, now look where I am"
"I should have read the fine print"
"What the Fuck?"
"The dog did it"
"All is fair in love and war, they were not kidding when whoever said that said that"
"I am in....God damn it!"
"Did someone get the number of that truck?"
"Yea, I'm talking to you."
"Is currently wearing an I'm with Stupid T-Shirt."
"Blame Australia."
"Yea, I'm talking to you."
"Is currently wearing an I'm with Stupid T-Shirt."
"Blame Australia."
"Killed last? Cthulhu was lying!"
"His body is here, his soul is not." (Obscure Yahtzee Chzo Mythos Reference)
"Help! I'm being held hostage in an engravers!"
"Poor Amras, never saw the Piano coming."
"Raven, Salmon, Eagle, Bear, Lizard, Rabbit" (Obscure Turok 3 reference, worked better than bewareoblivionisathand)
"WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY--(Continues after gravestone presumeably)"
"The cake was a pie?!"
Edit - I thought the amount of Y's was rather overkill and it stretched the thread a bit.
"His body is here, his soul is not." (Obscure Yahtzee Chzo Mythos Reference)
"Help! I'm being held hostage in an engravers!"
"Poor Amras, never saw the Piano coming."
"Raven, Salmon, Eagle, Bear, Lizard, Rabbit" (Obscure Turok 3 reference, worked better than bewareoblivionisathand)
"WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY--(Continues after gravestone presumeably)"
"The cake was a pie?!"
Edit - I thought the amount of Y's was rather overkill and it stretched the thread a bit.