Write your own epitath
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Here lies Johnny Johnston. Of all his accomplishments in life, he was most proud of the one he completed seconds before his death. Learning what the inside of his own face looked like.
In response to the last post,
"I'm telling God you're a dick."
That would make people worry a bit.
"I'm telling God you're a dick."
That would make people worry a bit.
Free your body and soul
Unfold your powerful wings
Climb up the highest mountains
Kick your feet up in the air
You may now live forever
Or return to this earth
Unless you feel good where you are!
It's an acrostic poem for those who don't see it (originally accredited to John Laird McCaffery's headstone. It was written by 'his friends').
Unfold your powerful wings
Climb up the highest mountains
Kick your feet up in the air
You may now live forever
Or return to this earth
Unless you feel good where you are!
It's an acrostic poem for those who don't see it (originally accredited to John Laird McCaffery's headstone. It was written by 'his friends').
i have a few, i suppose i'll have to pick one eventually...
"Stay dry Alice."
"The moon is so very lonely even with all the stars about her"
"I want you to know, I used the best butter."
"Two days wrong!"
"Stay dry Alice."
"The moon is so very lonely even with all the stars about her"
"I want you to know, I used the best butter."
"Two days wrong!"
If I was shot in a maternity ward (maybe with a pregnant girlfriend or something), my gravestone would read:
Damn Spawn Camper.
Damn Spawn Camper.
"Johnny mistook the word 'Parachute' for 'Pair of Shoes'. He died, but his footwear looked great."
