Write your own epitath

[M0rp43vs]

"I'm not dead, just living as a higher being"

(then I'll add these carvings)

"don't believe me? well here's proof!!"

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

"He was never going to make it."

"Looks like he couldn't outrun the police."

 

[TomNook]

"Logic's *****"

 

[Mathew952]

RIP
Unknown Soldier

"Waiting Till
were all a little
older"

 

[Mathew952]

First Man to Accidentally run himself over.

 

[Omnidum]

"I couldn't take it anymore, for I had reached maximum lvl. 70 characters in WoW." (Fact, maximum is 47 chars.)

 

[Anarchemitis]

"Here Lies Anarchemitis. Buried with his Computer and like a Jillion dollars.
The chosen one is worthy to have a nerd dig up the grave for him,
revealing interior complex of traps and platforming segments to
get you to me; the boss, before you can have my loot.
Copyright Insomniac Games"

 

[Limos]

"May he burn forever in the deepest Hell."

 

[shufflemonkey16]

"pwned"

 

[LewsTherin]

Damn rust-beasts

 

[Tiut]

"I always assumed the Iron Maiden wanted to hug me out of affection..."

 

[MK-Smash]

This frosting tastes a little bit like battery acid.

 

[The Irrelevant Gamer]

Not dead. Just playing on another server.

 

[Abako]

Man if I was a hindu my tombstone would read:

"BRB"

EDIT: else this one

"Abako has encountered a fatal error and must be closed"

 

[Angry_Researcher]

"Please activate the reanimation device, and kill my clone."

Expensive headstone, but worth every penny.

 

[sidhe3141]

"Croshaw, now you need to go back to the old man and carry out steps 7-21 in reverse order. Who's laughing now, critic boy?" (Assuming, of course, that he somehow manages to outlive me and reviews one of my not-yet-developed games someday)

"Finally saw the world." (points to whoever knows what webcomic I'm referencing)

"I knew I shouldn't have told him he was going to be my sole heir. BUT HE WASN'T! I WIN AGAIN!"

Eulogy: "Just to piss off the shareholders, all of his patents are now public domain."

"That's what I get for fulfilling my destiny"

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

Cameron has performed an illegal operation and must be shut down