Write your own epitath

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Spike Milligan was originally going for "I told you I was ill.." but the Church put a stop to it as they thought it was offensive; however they didn't translate his Gaelic Version, so that's on his gravestone now.

"You think this will stop me?" has to go on mine.

Or "Citation needed"

 

[teh0riginalb00n]

"Herk! bleaahhh..."

Free E-Cookie for anyone who gets the reference.

 

[Sib]

Tried to conquer Hell with less than 1000 men.

 

[Alykat]

"Go away and stop pretending you care. Don't you have a life?"

"Lng epitphs 2 expnsv"

"Wish you were here. Instead of me."

"No, I won't carve that. That's just not right."

"That wasn't fair."

"It was worth it."

"Warning: Here lies a paranoid explosives expert. Attempts to rob this grave will leave you without much use for one."

"Owned."

"I'd better get a Darwin Award for that."

And of course...

"GAME OVER. Continue? (Y/N)"

I'd like to go with the game over one. That or "It'll take me HOW long to rez?"

 

[DonPauliani]

"Room mate wanted."

GENIUS!

 

[Doug]

"I can see up your skirt!"

 

[noolli]

"morality is relative and i guess you was relatively less moral."

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

"Can I re-roll my saving throw?"

"Ok, seriously, how much damage?"

 

[wilsonscrazybed]

Here lies your moderator,
The trolls he banned,
got him sooner than later.

 

[Ultrajoe]

"Here he lies, gone and dead, so pay respects, get off his head"

"For the love of god, i'm not dead, i had enough power in my phone left to order this headstone, sweet jesus do something"

"Argued with atheists, now gloating... or oblivious"

 

[ThaBenMan]

"All of those Chuck Norris jokes? Totally true..."

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

"OHMYGODI'MONFIRE!*"
"All 72 virgins are men!!!!"
"Take a look in your new home."
"Don't worry, I'll be back in the next round."
"Don't Smash, or I will Detonate!"
"Hey, don't teabag me!"
"I realized why the game was called chicken."
"Free Space,Enquire within."
"They always said be yourself on a date,and now look where I am."
"SAVING ROLL ALWAYS HAS +20 FOR NECROMANCERS TURNING TO LICHES!"
"WHY DID YOUR BOWLING BALL HIT ME,ST.PETER?"
"Phoenix Down,Now!"
"I thought the Force Barrier ability protected against bullets."
"Statement:Oh why, why did I not have a Blaster, damn my protocols!"
My respect if you get the last two.
*Decline reference.

 

[nightmare_gorilla]

i'm going to go with lt. dangle on this one
"He loved it."

 

[Hey Joe]

"Rigourmortis is making me harder than Chinese Algebra, ladies."

What?

 

[hobartuk]

"Dead or alive you're coming with me"
"Tried to grease lightning. Hated John Travolta in death"
"Couldn't get out of the bunny suit"


i'd love to have the monolith from 2001 as my gravestone

 

[jamiemac]

"Apparently I can't jump as far as the Master Chief after all"
"And to think I was only one coin away from an extra life..."
"I can see Jesus... and my God does he look pissed..."