"If you're reading this, you should really go do something fun with your life before you end up like me.
No really, stop reading this and do something exciting."
No really, stop reading this and do something exciting."
Write your own epitath
- Thread starter Hey Joe
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"How was I supposed to know the grenade only had a three-second fuse?"
"I told you not to touch it!"
"Penguins are viscious"
"Freakin' snipers"
"Still selling Runescape account"
"I can has cheeseburger?"
"If you think this is bad, wait til you see what I did to him"
"lv.1 corpse LFP!"
"The cake is a lie"
"I told you not to touch it!"
"Penguins are viscious"
"Freakin' snipers"
"Still selling Runescape account"
"I can has cheeseburger?"
"If you think this is bad, wait til you see what I did to him"
"lv.1 corpse LFP!"
"The cake is a lie"
"this was all your fault"
"finally"
"don't you have anything ebtter to do?"
"bother this nonsense"
"the voices, they're gone"
have a speaker in the headstone playing "still alive"
or just the 3 red rings of death
"bears are fun...up to a point"
"its just a scrath"
"they told me to wait 20 minutes after eating"
"I've been worse"
"yes I would jump off a bridge if all my friends did it too"
"don't say the lords name in vein"
"ben stiller isn't funny"
"what the hell just happened"
"epitaph"
"finally"
"don't you have anything ebtter to do?"
"bother this nonsense"
"the voices, they're gone"
have a speaker in the headstone playing "still alive"
or just the 3 red rings of death
"bears are fun...up to a point"
"its just a scrath"
"they told me to wait 20 minutes after eating"
"I've been worse"
"yes I would jump off a bridge if all my friends did it too"
"don't say the lords name in vein"
"ben stiller isn't funny"
"what the hell just happened"
"epitaph"
'Ouch'
'I'll see you in Hell'
'Well, thats the last time I ever visit Capetown...'
'Oh, Bugger'
'Bugger this for a game of soldiers'
'Help wanted. Apply within'
'Whoever said monkeys were harmless, take a look inside'
'I may be dead sir, but you are useless. The christians promise me I will come back, you will not be so lucky'
'I'll be seing you shortly'
'I miss my teddy bear'
'Are you dancing up there?!'
'Don't make me come up there.'
'I'll see you in Hell'
'Well, thats the last time I ever visit Capetown...'
'Oh, Bugger'
'Bugger this for a game of soldiers'
'Help wanted. Apply within'
'Whoever said monkeys were harmless, take a look inside'
'I may be dead sir, but you are useless. The christians promise me I will come back, you will not be so lucky'
'I'll be seing you shortly'
'I miss my teddy bear'
'Are you dancing up there?!'
'Don't make me come up there.'
You could go with some good old python ones
"Always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath"
"Life's a piece of shit
When you look it at"
"Just remember that the last laugh is on you."
"you lucky bugger!"
"Always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath"
"Life's a piece of shit
When you look it at"
"Just remember that the last laugh is on you."
"you lucky bugger!"
"wiper of other peoples bottoms"
"ni!"
"what is the air speed ratio of an unladen swallow
african or european swallow?
I didn't know that"
gahars what would be awsome
"I counted to 5" that would be good to if people got that
"ni!"
"what is the air speed ratio of an unladen swallow
african or european swallow?
I didn't know that"
gahars what would be awsome
"I counted to 5" that would be good to if people got that