Write your own epitath

[Hey Joe]

I'll kick things off

"Loved many, trusted few and always paddled his own canoe"

 

[Voodoo Child]

"Loved by many, trusted by more. Wasted his life behind closed doors."

 

[davidboring]

"Shouldn't have put it in his mouth."

I'd like to think I'd be encouraging use of imagination. My gift to the world from beyomd the grave.

 

[Kalinmoor]

?AFK?

 

[sammyfreak]

"Emperor, loved by the ignorant, feared by the wise."

 

[jim_doki]

Here lies Jimmy
"What truck?"

 

[GloatingSwine]

You can't win the epitaph game. Spike Milligan already has.

"Dúirt mé leat go raibh mé breoite" (I told you I was ill).

 

[Finnish(ed)]

"Here was scattered the ashes of a body of organic matter that was so convoluted and conflicted that it thought it was a person."

 

[Jeroen Stout]

"Nude photos:
Enquire within."

 

[Break]

"Alright, so you weren't bluffing after all."

 

[Voodoo Child]

"Turns out I was grossly misinformed as to the rules of the game "Chicken"."

 

[Akirasfriend]

"CHICKEN
CHICKEN
CHICKEN
CHICKEN
FUCKIN' CHICKEN NUGGETS
Don't fuck with the Colonel!"

Tallest headstone ever.

 

[Apone]

Billy Connolly wants, in very small letters:

"Your standing on my balls"

Classic

 

[Dogeman5]

"DEATH, Few return from it, mostly in Zombies
So don't trash my tombstone, or I might do something about it"

 

[00exmachina]

'Easily distracted'

 

[Rolling Thunder]

'The rumors of my death have been grealy exaggerated'

 

[MindBullets]

Either: "Stop camping my corpse!"

or: "I wouldn't be here if the server hadn't lagged."

 

[fix-the-spade]

"The rumors of my death have in fact, been confirmed... bugger."

 

[Anarchemitis]

R.I.P
Anarchemitis
I think lots of people liked me.
Well, I guess no one gets my Inheiritance.

 

[qbert4ever]

"I'm hungry."