Wrong Answer

[Dr.Susse]

A: I'll need some practice.

Q: Where is the nearest montage training grounds?

 

[Scde2]

A: I can't say.

Q: Lady Gaga?

 

[Yureina]

A: No. Just no.

Q: Would you like some cake?

 

[Scde2]

A: NO!

Q: Whats wrong with Gaga!?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: Nothing yet.

Q: But don?t you think those clothes keep getting less and less?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: No, less is more.

Q: Why doesn't that statement make the universe explode?
[sup]Ignoring the fact that the universe itself if an explosion...[/sup]

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: Because the universe is waiting to see how Dr. Who ends before it chooses to explode.

Q: How do you think it will end?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: It will end when I choose to format the disk.

Q: What did you expect?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Cake, actually.

Q: Why do you ask?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Because the main ingrediant for the cake not only escaped the oven, she also tore apart my cake making computer and threw it into a fire!

Q: You think giving her that portal gun was a mistake?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Yes, actually.

Q: Why do people treat such a mediocre game as God's gift to gaming?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Because they don't know their "God" doesn't make such awesome thongs!

Q: Why did you think?

 

[diddykonger]

A: I think what ever the next guy behind you beside him is thinking

Q: is it possible god is a closeted homosexual?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A/Q: Is it possible for "god" to have a gender?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A/Q: Is it possible that we have a Schrodinger's god?

 

[Scde2]

A/Q: Isn't anything possible?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Yes.

Q: But how probable is any one thing?

 

[Scde2]

A: Pretty probable.

Q: Cookie?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Nah, I good. My browser is full of them.

Q: Fire?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A/Q: Don't you mean cat?