Wrong Answer

[Heart of Darkness]

A: No, I mean fire.

Q: Or are you still talking about gods?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Yes, I am.

Q: What did you expect, you ninja?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: I expected you to not be 15 minutes in the past.

Q: Why were you fifteen minutes in the past?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: I wasn't, it just took that long to process my post.
[sup]Damn internet![/sup]

Q: Why is the internet so slow sometimes?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Because the hamsters are clogging the tubes.

Q: Why are hamsters running the Internet?

 

[Yureina]

A: Those aren't hamsters.

Q: Are they dogs?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Because whoever created the internet was affraid of a robot uprising!

Q: You think there won't be a hamster uprising?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: I doubt it.

Q: Is it possible?

 

[diddykonger]

A: why would you want things to be possible

Q:Can I fling monkey crap at the statue of liberty

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Sure, go ahead!

Q: Can I fling dynamite at it?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Only if it's the exploding kind.

Q: Are there other kinds of dynamite?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: No, there isn't.

Q: Is there?

 

[Ninjamedic]

A:Only If you believe you can.

Q: Are you??

 

[Scde2]

A: I can't.

Q: Is there hope?

 

[Ninjamedic]

A: Not for you my boy!!

Q: If a tree falls in a forest, does it make a sound?

 

[Scde2]

A/Q: Who cares?

 

[Ninjamedic]

A: Make me a Sandwich. NOW

Q: Why?

 

[Scde2]

A/Q: To have sex with it?

 

[Ninjamedic]

A/Q: Is that all you think of?

 

[Scde2]

A: ...yes.

Q: Why else would you want a sandwich?