Wrong Answer

[Lazy Kitty]

A: No, I wasn't.
I was in the bridge.

Q: Didn't I tell you I was firing torpedoes?

 

[Scde2]

A: Yes.

Q: Um...right?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A/Q: Left?

 

[Scde2]

A: Up.

Q: How the hell does this thread have 75 pages!?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A/Q: How the hell does it have only 75 pages?

 

[Scde2]

A: Answer my question!

Q: How the hell does this thread have 75 pages?

 

[SlowShootinPete]

A: Because it's full of stars.

Q: What do you do with a drunken sailor?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: You cut him in pieces and put him in the freezer.

Q: Do you have some space in your freezer I can use?
Mine is full.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Keep your psychoticness away from me.

Q: Is Ness being psychotic again?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Nessy's always psychotic!

Q: Didn't you know that?

 

[brtshstel]

A: Absolutely. i was just testing you.

Q: Are you the guy I hit with a phone book?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: No, I'm the guy who hits you with a sledgehammer!

Q: Did you know I sometimes use an axe instead?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: *Shows wounds* why yes.

Q: Did you know you sleep murder?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Actually, I did.
I murder day and night, it doesn't matter if I'm awake or asleep.

Q: Robot apocalypse? Anyone?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

RESPONSE: WAY AHEAD OF YOU.

QUERY: WHO WANTS TO DIE FIRST?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: I confuse you with logic.

Q: How does a world exist where Twilight can make millions and the person who made an artifical skin graft be almost bankrupt?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

RESPONSE: THE LOGICAL ANSWER WOULD BE THAT PEOPLE ARE ILLOGICAL.

QUERY: I HAVE BIOLOGICAL THINKING COMPONENTS BACKED BY AN INORGANIC CPU. WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN CONFUSE ME WITH LOGIC?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A/Q: Artificial Skin What?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

RESPONSE: PLEASE PAY ATTENTION WHILE I POST RIGHT BEFORE YOU.

QUERY: ARE YOU READY TO FEEL MY WRATH?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: *Pulls Hearts power plug*

Q: Why didn't you make yourself battery operated
@Rex: It was a kind of protection layer for burns victims