Wrong Answer

[Lazy Kitty]

A: I'm always ready to feel wrath, it's always fun!
Thank me for immortality!

Q: Are you ready to feel mine?

 

[diddykonger]

A: but mines' are cold, damp, and just plain dangerous to be in these days

Q: What is the speed velocity of an unladen swallow.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A/Q: What kind: African or European?

EDIT: And is it in the air flying or on the ground walking?

 

[Scde2]

A/Q: Who cares?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Your mother!

Q: Did you see that coming?

 

[Scde2]

A: That's what he said.

Q: Did you see that coming?

 

[diddykonger]

a: yes i saw that

q: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: Just in the summer.

Q: Am I sane?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Yes, actually.

Q: Why wouldn't they? EDIT: You ninja.

 

[diddykonger]

A: yes the wouldn't in a hypothetical scenario

Q: In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?

 

[Scde2]

A: I wasn't paying attention.

Q: Just who is Batman?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: I am Batman.

Q: Why do I suddenly smell like guano?

 

[Scde2]

A/Q: Because you are covered in batshit from the batcave?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A/Q: Didn't I just destroy the batcave last week?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Good answer. No, you destroyed the Ratcave. Damn ninja...

Q: Can I use someone's shower?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: No, you can't!

Q: Now, what Doomsday Device should I use to destroy the batcave?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A/Q: ...The fluffernutter [http://badbeat.la/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/fluffernutter.jpg]?

 

[Scde2]

A: ...

Q: ...?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A: NO

Q: Why not?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A/Q: Pardon?