Wrong Answer

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Sure.

Q: Where's my Canadian?

 

[Safe in the Dark]

A:The bees took it.

Q:OH GOD THE BEES AH NO NOT MY EEEEYES AAAAH OH GOD THE BEES!!!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: YES! MY BEE MINION! STING HIM IN HIS EYES!
AND EVERYWHERE ELSE TOO!

Q: Where did I put my other Canadians?

 

[The Hairminator]

A: In your basement.

Q: How many roads must a man walk down?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: None, we have internet now.

Q: Will you assume the Party Escort Submission Position?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: No. But I still want my cake.

Q: How long until it happens? 3...2...1...

 

[Blue Musician]

A: The cake is a lie, it's actually a lovely pie.

Q: Who am I if I stole all the pies?

 

[brtshstel]

A: A rival bakery from across the street.

B: how do you bake bread without an oven?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: With a nevo.

Q: What does 'posh' stand for?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Positively Outlandish, Sir Helga.

Q: Are we gonna have fun with acronyms today, too?

 

[xavi]

A: Do Canadians ever have fun without acronyms?

Q: Why do fools fall in love?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: For the tax breaks.

Q: What's the more common name of 'Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation'?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: I'MMA CHARGIN' MAH LIGHT AMPLIFICATION BY STIMULATED EMISSION OF RADIATION!

Q: Is the correct answer Hadouken?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: Yes.

Q: I can cheezburger?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: No, but Ceiling Spy is sappin' your dispenser.

Q: Call now and received a second beating for free?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: No, because ceiling spychecker is behind ceiling spy.

Q:Can I have my Canadian now?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: No. You use proper grammar.

Q: And now you're going to use bad grammar just to get a Canadian, aren't you?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Maybe.

Q: Or should I go to Canada and catch and enslave some/all of them.

 

[crewman_number_6]

A: No, they got bears as the border patrol.

Q: Lies or falsehood?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: PIKACHU!!!

Q: Why do all the good die young?