Wrong Answer

[BrailleOperatic]

A: Because Cthulu made it that way!

Q: How do you get two whales in a car?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: You take the elephant out, silly.

Q: How do you know an elephant's been in your fridge?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: Ask the gorilla.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

[brtshstel]

A: to escape my cleaver, feather-remover, salt, pepper, flour, shortening, cast-iron skillet, and stove.

Q: How do you cook your chicken?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: I don't.

Q: Is that why I'm a mess?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: No. It's because Dr. Freud touched in strange places.

Q: How many fingers are you holding up?

 

[brtshstel]

A: twelve

Q: is that odd?

 

[latenightapplepie]

A: Yes, you should see a doctor about that. You dirty, ninja.

Q: Baclava?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: No. Twelve's an even number.

Q: C wut I did thar gusy?!

A: No, because I. HATE. NINJAS.

Q: Are you planning to slowly turn this site into an epic EDIT-fest?!

 

[SPCF]

Q/A: Did I?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: No.

EDIT: Q: How do I get to a ending?

 

[Dragon_of_red]

A: Get to the end.

Q: How do I play guitar?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: There is no guitar, only bagpipes!

Q: What shall we do to the drunken sailor?

 

[Dragon_of_red]

A: Get him more drunk!

Q: What happened to my scotch?

 

[diddykonger]

A/Q: Scotch Tape or Scotch candy?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Scotch Whiskey.

Q: Are you enjoying Robot Day?

 

[Blue Musician]

A: My robot brother is trying to kill me.
Q: Who invented robot day?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Samuel Adams.

Q: Is he from the Addams Family?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: I don't know, but it's Robot Day on Newgrounds.

Q: EXTERMINATE?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Yes, there are too many bugs in my house.

Q: I'mma install Windows Vista on you, 'k?