Wrong Answer

[subject_87]

A: Only in the delusional fantasyland that is the darkest corners of your mind.

Q: Is existentialism an ice cream flavor?

 

[Living Contradiction]

A: Yep. You can find it between Roadapple Ripple and Post-structural Surprise.


Q: Is that the sound of glass breaking?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A: Yes. They're breaking into your house.

Q: Was I right?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: Yes. You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth criminal.

Q: Annie, you okay?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A: Annie is dead. I killed her.

Q: Aren't you thankful?

 

[brtshstel]

A: Yes. She had a Twilight...Dildo. She liked cold vampires I guess.

Q: I mean seriously, WTF?!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Welcome to France, indeed.

Q: But do you want to be French?

 

[Scde2]

A: Fuck no.

Q: Who the fuck would?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: Poles fleeing the Nazis.

Q: Are polacks with polaxes a good idea?

 

[Scde2]

A/Q: Are Polacks a good idea to begin with?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Depends.

Q: Do they go good in soup?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: I don't know, but because of you destroying all my worshippers, altars wayshrines and temples, you have made a lot of sacrifices to me.
[sup]Did I forget to mention that every death is a sacrifice to me?
WHAT? NO MORE COOKIES? Well then... Join the Dark Side, cookies may no longer exist but there will be cake... and pizza... and various other edibles... and cookies have just been invented again, so we have cookies again.
[/sup]
Did you know that every universe itself is a temple to me?
By destroying those, you have completed my goal of destroying everything.

CURRENT TASK: CREATE NEW UNIVERSES TO AMUSE MYSELF.

Q: Are you happy now?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: No. *godmodes*

You do realize that you are a child's plaything?! With karate chop action?! You are a sad, strange, little man, and vulnerable to being incinerated.

Q: Are you crying, baby?

 

[diddykonger]

A: My inner child is?

Q: Should I party butt naked?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: No, you shouldn't.
*Karate chop!*

Q: Did you know I also have Armageddon Laser Action and Apocalypse?

 

[diddykonger]

A: really??

Q: Who wants a Falcon Punch?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A/Q: What, you mean the lightbulbs that blink?!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A/Q: Light bulbs? I don't have any of those. Can I have some?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Look at those lasers! They are lightbulbs! You! Are! A! TOY!! A child's plaything!

Q: How deluded can you get?

 

[diddykonger]

A: a lot

Q: Which dictator do you want to be reincarnated as?