Wrong Answer

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Myself of course. I am the most awesome and most cruel dictator ever.

Q: Why does that guy think this is a light-bulb?
I don't need light-bulbs because I have night-vision.
And why is he quoting Toy Story?

And more importantly: Why do the first letters of the fist 3 lines in the question section of my post spell out QAI, an enemy I have just beaten in Supreme Commander?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Actually, it spells out QIA, not QAI. And I am quoting Toy Story because you! are! a toy! [godmode]

Q: Can you stop godmodeing so I can stop it, too?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: No, I never stop godmodding!
[sup]Actually, I stopped yesterday. Today I'm celebrating my comeback.[/sup]

Q: What does the scouter say about his power-level?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: IT'S OVER YOOOUUURRRSSSS!!!!!!!
[sub]Going to sleep doesn't count as stopping godmode.[/sub]

Q: How do you plead?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: I said I'd stop Godmodding yesterday and I did.
Today I'm Godmodding again.
Also, in my case there is no such thing as a power-level, I do immediate overwriting.
Power-levels are just something I granted mortals so they can fight each other to amuse me.
I can take them away or alter them whenever I want.

Q: Why do you keep fueling my godmodding fires?

 

[brtshstel]

A: I'm cold and need fire for warmth.

Q: Is it a good idea to build a fire in the tree house?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A: It's funny.

Q: Are you getting banned for this?
Edit: Bloody ninjas.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Probably.

Q: Or maybe not?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A: I think you're the wrong guy to start with.

Q: Is Rex Dark going to get eaten by the anti-godmodding community?

 

[diddykonger]

A: I see the ban hammer coming over the horizon

Q: meatballs any one?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A/Q: Why not meatsauce?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Because meatsauce is made of meat and fail.

Q: What about vodka sauce?

 

[diddykonger]

A: just tried it, it wasn't so great

Q: How about Anchovy sauce with a hint of lime?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Yeah sure, I haven't tried that yet.

Q: Will there be cake?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: Well, if they can't afford bread....

Q: Why does anyone think being homeless is a good idea?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Because you don't have to pay taxes.

Q: Why? Do you want to be homeless?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: Yes. I can be like a former president!

Q: Why does the letter 'c' exist?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: To be an indicator of average performance.

Q: Why is "avarice" a synonym for "greed?"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Because at some point someone was very greedy and never had enough average rice.

Q: Why are we all asking question again?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: Because God hates you.

Q: Seven.