Wrong Answer

[BrailleOperatic]

A: I don't know! That's why I asked you!

Q: Is there any problem explosives can't solve?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A/Q: Because they are nevar put with the wrong end in front? They both have inky quills?

A: Yes, the problem that is NINJAS!!

Q: Why did you ninja me?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: I would have graped you, but me and the grapist have an agreement.

Q: Why are sophomoric jokes so funny?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Because they are told by wise idiots.

Q: Is this a bilingual bonus?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: Mais non, monsieur.

Q: Parle-tu francais?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: No, I do not want a croissant.

Q: ¿Habla español?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Un peux.

Q: What will you do now?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: Ja, sehr gut.

Q: Am I confusing my languages?

A: get ninja'd evidently.

Q: Why does God hate intelligent people?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: I don't, only those who oppose me.

Q: Do you like cake with ninjas?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: No, I like cake with cake.

Q: Or do I?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: WHAT? CAKE WITH CAKE?
*Explodes*
*Reassembles*

Q: Do you like fireworks?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Yo, dawg, i herd u liek fireworks, so we put fireworks in yo' fireworks so u can oohhh while u ahhhh.

Q: Orly?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: YARLY

Q: Who's that pokemon!?

 

[Scde2]

A: Bidoof!

Q: WHo else hates Bidoof?

 

[diddykonger]

A: Who?

Q: Who wants to spend an eternity at the Castle Anthrax?

 

[Living Contradiction]

A: I've seen it. It's rubbish. People just lie around there not breathing.


Q: Are you breathing?

 

[diddykonger]

A: hold on let me check........yes I am

Q: Do you agree that it is good to be the king?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Maybe.

Q: Am I going to tell you?

 

[Living Contradiction]

A: I thought you already had. Repeatedly and at great length.


Q: Can a celestial entity overpower itself?

 

[diddykonger]

A: Yes

Q: I'm making a Robin Hood movie, should I use that same village Mel Brooks used?