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A. You are a human, compared to the majestic splendor of the Sangheili, you are but a piece of dirt on the ground.

Q. Why couldn't Futurama end at the logical closure point?
 

Lazy Kitty

Evil
May 1, 2009
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A: You were gonna ask where the cake you were promised for maneuvering your way through a lightly difficult maze with deadly traps is.

Q: Did you forget to take it with you from the beginning of the maze?
 

BrailleOperatic

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A: No thank you. My doctor recommends more wit in daily diet.

Q: Was there ever a cat so clever as the magical Mr. Mistoffelees?
 

Lazy Kitty

Evil
May 1, 2009
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A: Well, there are Lazer Cat, Cuddles and that fat white cat that always controls the minds of short bald men into constantly stroking them and taking over the world.

Q: What? Did you really not expect it to be actually the cat that's in control?
 

BrailleOperatic

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A: Hey Listen! Portal jokes are rarely applicable but will, invariably, be abused.

Q: Hey Listen! Name the one line you hate more than anything.
 

Lazy Kitty

Evil
May 1, 2009
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A: I'm not sure what line that is, but it's not "Hey! Listen!", I love that line.

Q: Have I lied to you?... I mean in this room?
 

Lazy Kitty

Evil
May 1, 2009
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A: No, he's no emo, he's a collection of squares.

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Heart of Darkness

The final days of His Trolliness
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A: On a locomotive. Make sure it has a large enough cage, or else you will have problems during transit.

Q: Are you going to eat that?