Wrong Answer

[Lazy Kitty]

A: If with "that", you mean yourself, then yes.

Q: Why don't we just settle for that and call it a day?

 

[Harkonnen64]

A: Because this thread should at least reach the 200 page mark.

Q: How many boards could the Mongrols hoard if the Mongrol hordes got bored?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Because if we do, I die.

Q: Unless you don't chew?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: I believe you just got ninja'd.

Q: Was it worth it?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: It was worth the exchange rate.

Q: What do you do when you're attacked by a badger?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: I enslave the badger.

Q: Did you notice something strange about my last few question?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A/Q: You raped somebody?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: No, they were all GlaDOS quotes.

Q: Is there a cookie in the sky?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Nah, just some girl named Lucy.

Q: Is she wearing jewelry?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: No, I already checked.

Q: Why are you staring like that? Is this a staring contest?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: Blink.

Q: Did the angels get me?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: No, that was me poking your eyes.

Q: At what page will this thread end?
[sup]Bets are now open.[/sup]

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: Soon very soon.

Q: Should I care?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Well, you did create it.

Q: Can I place $20 on "I'm not going to be the one to kill this thread?"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Yes, because this is one of the few threads through which you have contact with me.

Q: Is that clear?

Damn ninja

 

[brtshstel]

Crystal Clear.

What is worse" death or dying?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: It's actually very foggy.

Q: How else would I ninja you?

EDIT: NINJA. DIE.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Well, it seems everyone, even Chuck Norris gets ninja'd...

Q: What do you mean you want proof?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: It means he'd like to know what percentage of alcohol it has.

Q: Why so silent, good messieurs?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: *backstabs*

Q: You can't speak because you're dead, right?