Wrong Answer

[Yarpie]

A: That guy! --->

Q: What is your favorite pastry?

 

[whittaker]

A: Doughnuts at the beach in Teneriffe.

Q: The sexual bit aside, would you date two members of the opposite sex simultaneously?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A:...Only if I was dating one for the money, and the other for love.

Q: Is that wrong of me?

 

[Yarpie]

A: What is really "wrong"? Is there such a thing?

Q: Why is it that philosophers often respond with a question?

 

[whittaker]

A/Q: I'm getting confused. What should be my next question?

 

[Yarpie]

Q/A: What is your favorite yogurt flavor?

 

[whittaker]

A/Q: Yoghurt? Are we talking about fermented milk here? XP

 

[SomeBoredGuy]

A: I've had it with these monkey fightin' questions on this Monday to Friday thread!


Q: Do you play Lead and Gold?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Sorry, I haven't won a game of Alchemy in years.

Q: What the hell is Alchemy?

 

[whittaker]

A: FUCKING MAGIC!

Q: Magnets. How do they work?

 

[whittaker]

OFF TOPIC:
I just read the greatest line ever. A teacher talking to her male student has this passing thought: "I've touched myself many times, while imagining you being repeatedly violated by a row of military generals!"

XD!!

 

[Scde2]

A: Lol
...
Q: Wut?

 

[whittaker]

A: My thought exactly.

Q: So... Magnets. How do they work?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: Electromagnetism. I could go into depth, but no one cares.

Q: Explain string Theory.

 

[whittaker]

A: If you are able to completely unravel the string you will receive the answer to Life, Universe and Everything.

Q: Now, where did I get this from?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Some creepy guy in a minivan.

Q: Or was it a macrosedan?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: It was a macrosedan.

Q: Did some one order a double quarter pounder with cheese? Because this is Burger King and we don't make those here.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: *insert Big Mac rap here*

Q: Mayonnaise. Are you eating it again?

 

[Lust]

A: Aw.........damn! I forgot. I'm just so hungry!
Q: Why am I in Burger King?

A/Q: Why are there so many NINJAS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: Because you're being knighted. You're now the Burger Duke. Congratulations.

Q: When did the British Empire die?