Wrong Answer

[Heart of Darkness]

A: When the world power shifted to AMERICA!! Sometime after World War II.

Q: Is it April Fool's Day?

 

[whittaker]

A: April is always a fool, you don't need to get her a special day for that.

Q: Wherein do my happiness lie?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: With you brother. She's cheating on you.

Q: Oh wait...I was supposed to give a joke answer, right?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Meh. Rules are for pansies.

Q: Ready for your fertilizer?

 

[whittaker]

A: He is ready.

Q: Will it be rectally as usual?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Nah. It'll be injected by osmosis. It's not as humiliating, but twice as painful.

Q: Where's the goat manure?

 

[whittaker]

A: Manure, right... I knew I had forgot something!

Q: Am I gonna hang for this?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Yes. You will also be paddled to an inch of your life. *sticks whittaker into a canoe with only one paddle on a swift moving, rocky river littered with hanged men*

Q: Is there a waterfall at the end of the river? With sharp rocks at the bottom? And more nooses?

 

[whittaker]

A: *straightens neck to look ahead*... "Yes."

Q: Can I go home now?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Not until you crash spectacularly.

Q: Are you going to try harder to crash spectacularly now?

 

[whittaker]

A: ...*nods reluctantly in front of the big bully*

Q: I can has hug tiem now, plese?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A/Q: NO! NOW GO CRASH OFF THAT WATERFALL!

 

[whittaker]

"And so, a new S/M-relationship was established."

Q: That was... fun. What now?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Leather. Lots of it.

Q: You didn't think I'd stop at one combination from BDSM, did you?

 

[whittaker]

A: I don't do leather. It itches. Now chains on the other hand...

Q: Oh. And the boat canoe, it was yours. You don't mind?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Why would I mind? Not like I lost money on that deal or anything.

Q: Whipped cream?

 

[whittaker]

A: Whipped cream gives me gas.

Q: Sunfloweroil on a lotusleaf, garnished with twigs from Atlantis?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Now that's just crazy talk.

Q: Is it?

 

[whittaker]

A: Do Not Insult The Great High Priest Of Atlantis!

Q: Past 2am here. Bedtime?

'night

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: 'night.

Q: Am I alone now?