Wrong Answer

[BrailleOperatic]

A/Q: We get faxes on the internet?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: THEN CHECK YOUR MAIL!!!!!
AND WIKIPEDIA!!!

Q: WHY AM I TYPING IN CAPS?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: BECAUSE YOU'RE A TROLL.

Q: WHO ORDER THE EGG-SALAD SANDWICH?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: I DID.

Q: AND WHERE'S MY COFFEE?!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I have it.

Q: Is that for here or to go?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Actually, I don't drink coffee.

Q: Where's my pizza?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: [insert tasteless holocaust joke here]

Q: Would you like fries with that?

 

[Lust]

A/Q: Sure, why not?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Because you're on a diet!
Because I said so!

Q: Would you like to dance?

 

[Lust]

A/Q: Oh boy, sure. Won't hurt anyone. Would it?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: It'll hurt me right here. In the general lung sort of area...

Q: Who here has a squigglyspooch?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: No one does. Anyone who says they have one is an alien.

Q: Wow, was my sentence construction there bad or was it just me?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Meh.

Q: The Kingdom of Meh?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: Archrival of the Republic of Bleh.

Q: I can haz cheezburger, plx?

 

[MachoFern]

Q/A: Dah

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: There's no question there!

Q: Do you like Mudkipz?

 

[whittaker]

A/Q: There it is again! What is a Mudkipz?!

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A:

Spoiler: Behold

Q: You said mud pics right?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Of course he did.

Q: What is a mud pic?

 

[whittaker]

A: I think someone several people need a bath.
damn ninjas!

Q: Soap or just a warmwater rinse?