Wrong Answer

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Yes, firework are nice.
And I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
And at any other time of the day too.

Q: What is your opinion on the use of cluster-bombs?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: Cluster bombs are perfect for dispersing cluster-fucks.

Q: What does napalm stick to?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: Everything.

Q: Yes?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: I was looking for a 'kids', but yeah sure, that to.

Q: I don't know; what have I been told?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: That bananas are straight.

Q: What is the airspeed velocity of a shoe?

 

[Blue Musician]

A: It depends if it's thrown at G.W. Bush or at someone else.

Q: May I be God now?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: No. I'd have to fire the current God first.
And I don't feel like it right now.
Try again next millennium.

Q: Will you try again?

 

[Lust]

A:

Q: Awww.....what about me? And the millions of ninjas in this place?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Seems I'll have to hold auditions next millennium if there are that many candidates...

Q: Or should I create some new dimensional spaces for new gods to play around in?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: That, or we could just do a Mirai Nikki type thing and have all the applicants kill each other until there's only one left.

Q: Who wants to be my first victim?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Well, if you want to be God of this dimensional space, you'll have to prove yourself better than the current God.
It's in the form of a competition, you can participate in a group, but if you win the powers will be divided among your group.

Q: Can you do that?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A:..........DONE!

Q: OVER THERE! Is that a convenient distraction?

 

[Blue Musician]

A: Nah

Q:Are you taking the God thing too seriously?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A:...maybe. But I'm having fun!

Q: And isn't that what matters?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: No, what matters is pleasing me!

Q: Do you understand?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: I understand little. But what I do understand, I know like the back of my hand.

Q: Wait, there's a back to my hand?

 

[Blue Musician]

A: Er, sometimes.

Q: Really?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Yes, really.

Are you ready for 2000 posts?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: I dunno. This is a shocking development.

Q: Will you hook this car battery up to your nipples so I can turn that into a pun?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: Certainly.

Q: What's the pun?