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Lazy Kitty

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A: No thank you, I don't drink coffee.

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Dr.Susse

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A: Drink the stuff under the sink.

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Lazy Kitty

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A: Continue spamming.

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A: Just 'Cause.

Q: What would you do if you found out this world is just a dream induced by the headcrab of your head?
 

Vrex360

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A. I'd wake up, and in so doing revel in the fact that I destroyed single handedly all the people in the world who have ever annoyed me.

Q. How would you respond if Tali from Mass Effect turned out to be evil this entire time and was pretending to be cute and cuddly to hide a sinister manipulative side that is finally revealed when she cuts off Shepard's penis and blasts it out of the airlock?
 

Xpwn3ntial

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Dec 22, 2008
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Oh, shit. I don't know, as everything I know and love about Tali would be a lie. It's a good thing she really is cute and cuddly, isn't it?
 

Lazy Kitty

Evil
May 1, 2009
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A: I didn't play Mass Effect and you seem to forget that all those who are evil work for me, Evil.

Q: What would you do if you found out you were actually human?
 

Xpwn3ntial

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As far as any biological test could go, I am.

What if you found out you were brainwashed since birth to obey any command spoken by your kindly master?
 

Lazy Kitty

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A: That would mean I have been fighting myself all this time and thereby holing the world in utter chaos...
Exactly as planned.
Nothing creates chaos like controlling both sides of the war.

Q: Isn't chaos fun?