Wrong Answer

[Ninjamedic]

A: HOW DARE YOU!!

Q: How dare I?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Yes, you did.
You liking apples is proof!

Q: Isn't it?

 

[Blue Musician]

A: Maybe...

Q: May I have my Death Note now please?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: Yes. It reads 'Libre de Mort'.

Q: Why do all the Death Notes have their titles written in different languages?

 

[Blue Musician]

A: Because languages are awesome.

Q: Shouldn't mine say "Libro de la Muerte"?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: No. Alonzo got the Spanish one.

Q: You've met Alonzo right?

 

[Blue Musician]

A/Q: Who is he?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: He's the guy who got the Spanish Death Note.

Q: How did you not see that coming?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Well, I wasn't paying attention to this thread.

Q: What is the airspeed velocity of your pants?

 

[Ninjamedic]

Q/A: Can I smell bacon?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: No, you can't.

Q: Why didn't you answer my question?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Because his pants are stationary.

Why do you have such an odd obsession with his pants?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: I don't, bet I do seem to have an odd obsession with airspeed velocity questions.

Q: What is the airspeed velocity of that awesome hat you lost?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Judging by the position of the moon and the sun, whatever the wind speed was that blew it away.

Was this post eaten by the web?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: No, it wasn't.

Q: Lucky you?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I guess.

Q: Who are you?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: I'm you.

Q: Who am I?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: You're me.

Q: If you are me and I am you, then who is that?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: I am he as you are he as you are me as we are all together.

Q: Who's the eggman?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: Booster Gold.

Q: Who's the walrus?