Wrong Answer

[BrailleOperatic]

A: Just kill yourself, Hamlet. We're tired of your whining.

Q: Is this a dagger I see before me?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: No, Macbeth, you're just crazy.

Q: "Who calls anon?"

 

[Scde2]

A: The insane.

Q: Wat do?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: In Mordor where the shadows lie.

Q: What is the square root of pie?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: The filling.

Q: Do you think of pizza as a pie?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: There is none, as pie is circular. As a type of pie-shaped dish, but not really as a pie.

Q: What's the circumference of a triangle?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: Disc. Error.

Q: Are you pondering what I am pondering?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Not really. Circumference really just means perimeter. And hippos don't like pink tutus, so don't even try.

Q: Will it be whispered words of wisdom?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: No.

Q: Yes?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: Yes.

Q: Have you ever put on a full-body condom and driven a motorcycle in a cage of death avoiding a fat woman wearing nothing but green jello?

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

A: Yes.

Q: Have you ever put on a full-body condom and driven a motorcycle in a cage of death avoiding a fat woman wearing nothing but green jello?

A: Yes

Q: How drunk was I?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: Drunk enough.

Q: Why are you smoking that in the non smoking section?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: I'm not smoking, I'm burning the place down.

Q: Can't you tell?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Well, there is a pipe in your mouth.

Q: Can you turn the heat down?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: Yes. That doesn't mean I will.

Q: What is the capital of Assyria?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: I can, but I don't want to.

Q: What are you gonna do about it?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Sing, of course.

Q: Who controls the British Crown? Who keeps the metric system down?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: We do! We do!

Q: Who leaves Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: [martian] We do! We do! [/martian]

Q: Who holds back the electric car? Who makes Steve Gutenberg a star?

 

[Blue Musician]

A: Not me, that's for sure!

Q: Who makes the world turn into shit? And who can fix it?