Wrong Answer

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: Because they can afford it.

Q: What do you mean by "your people?"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Well, all people belong to me, even when they don't know it.

Q: Where's your hat?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: The wind blew it away.

Q: Why do you ask?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Because I want a hat like that.

Q: Where can I get one?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: Ask Haruhi.

Q: Photobucket?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: I have no such bucket.

Q: Where do I get such a bucket?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: I don't know, the site seems unusually hungry today.

Q: Why does it keep eating my posts?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: If it does not eat posts, it must eat babies.

Q: Would you rather that be the case?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Well, no...
That would mean I'd have to share the babies...

Q: Can't we find an other solution? Maybe the site can eat puppies instead?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: Ask the site, not me.

Q: Why are you?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A/Q: Why am I what?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A/Q:Why are you a what?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: Never mind.

Q: What convinced you to join the Escapist community?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Some of the posts just were too interesting to not reply to.
But to reply, I needed an account.

Q: What are you doing?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: Trying to stay awake. It is only 5:46 p.m. here.

Q: You?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A: Trying not to play The Witcher.

Q: Why so sleepy?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: Not sure.

Q: Any suggestions?

 

[diddykonger]

A: cause I jumping you every 10 minutes with knockout gas

Q: what if there was no concept of time?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A: Crazy stuff would go down.

Q: Why won't Xpwn3ntial have some caffine?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: Immunity.

Q: Any other suggestions?