Wrong Answer

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A: Because this world is full of assholes and dumb asses.

Q: Why did you raise such a good point?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A/Q: Did I?

 

[diddykonger]

A: No! you didn't. I did, you idea stealing bastard!

Q: Would you by the super limited pass to preview the end of days?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: No, I'm the one running the end of days.

Q: Why did you ask such a crazy question?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A: A crazy question to a crazy person. Simple.

Q: Why do you think a rational person could answer a crazy question?

 

[diddykonger]

A: If i knew half the shit that is going on the world would've been solved by now

Q: Did the one eyed man kill the maid, in the living room with candle stick?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Because everyone is crazy, no matter how rational they are.

Q: Didn't you know that?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Insanity is contagious. You get it from kids.

Q: Ranch, French, or Thousand Island?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: I think I'll pick option 4: everything.

Q: What do you mean there are only 3 options?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Stop stealing my schtick.

Q: Why did you steal my schtick?

 

[Malgorath]

A: I wanted to clean it. It was schticky.

Q: You got a problem with that?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: No, but I have a problem with puns. *beats with schtick*

Q: Did you just get the short end of the schtick?

 

[Malgorath]

A: Don't be so schtuck up about it.

Q: Can we discuss something else now?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: No.

Q: How long are we going to be schtuck with the schtick subject?

 

[Scde2]

A: Until...

Q: Now?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: No, come back later.

Q: When is later, exactly?

 

[MellowFellow]

A: Later.

Q: What should we do now?

 

[Scde2]

A: Everything that is happening now is happening now.

Q: What happened to then?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: It's in the past.

Q: Why?

 

[MellowFellow]

A: You don't want to know.

Q: Why do people ask about the past so much?