Wrong Answer

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Sorry, sometimes his godmode gets away from me. Just a flick of the switch, and...done. Now both of you are pathetically weak.

Q: Did I forget to mention that I'm the Chessmaster?

 

[JLML]

A: Yes, yes you did.

Q: Why do you think I get weak from you disabling godmode?
[small]'Cause I don't.[/small]

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A/Q: Who said I disabled your godmode?

 

[JLML]

A: Well, you said it in a way that made it sound like we were both affected.

Q: What would happen if I press this button saying "heart of darkness self-destruction" now? [small]slowly starts pressing the button...[/small]

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: That panel is a fake. Only I have access to that button. Being the Chessmaster that I am, I promptly had it deactivated, disassembled, incinerated, and scattered to the four corners of the known universe.

Q: Why are you still pressing that button?

 

[JLML]

A: Because I got all the parts, reassembled them, and activated it. I'm awesome you know?

Q: So... Just a little bit more pressing and the button will be fully pushed. Any last words?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: How can you reassemble ash? I made the fire burn hot enough to decompose most of the special, incredibly rare ores decompose into nothing but hydrogen. I scattered any of the remaining radioactive ash billions of light years away from this puny rock in the four cardinal directions, and turned one of those ash clouds into a sun. So, again, I ask you:

Q: How can you reassemble ash?

 

[JLML]

A: Because I'm the unquestionable master of all. [small]Don't you dare question me![/small] Oh well, I don't feel like staying up any more... I'll press that button another day.

Q: Good night?

 

[Queen Michael]

A: Sounds like a plan.

Q: Why do I have to add a new question when we're all going to bed?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Because you'd be breaking the rules!

Q: This game has rules?

 

[Scde2]

A: It has two rules.

Q: Aren't they the same?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: No, they're exactly the opposite of each other.

Q: Does the game still work?

 

[Rune342]

A: No, the game is broken.

Q: Why is the game broken?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: All chicken, no matter how cooked, will give you salmonella. It just might not be alive.

Q: Microbiology > Macrobiology?

 

[Desert Warrior]

A: There is a difference?

Q: Why can't penguins fly?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: The forces of gravity do not like tuxedos and become much heavier in order to crush them.

Q: When will Antarctica collapse into a singularity?

 

[Desert Warrior]

A: When penguins can fly

Q: What is the life expectancy of a Warrior... that lives in a desert?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Assume that 'x' is the weight of equipment of said warrior, 'T' is the temperature of the desert, and 'p' is the physical state that the warrior is in (expressed magically as a numeral for the purposes of this expression). The total duration, 'D', that a warrior can live in a desert is (xT)/p, where D is expressed in days.

Of course, the answer for those who misspell "expectancy" is zero, because there is a Grammar Nazi in the room.

Q: Ready for your "sauna?"

 

[Desert Warrior]

A: No, its too hot.

Q: If some one of my age and personality would make one tiny little grammar mistake make one certain grammar nazi rage like a balloon on a summers day and will i remember it in the future???.