Wrong Answer

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Sorry, I only work with MK coins.

Q: How much is a coin worth these days?

 

[JLML]

A: Not much.

Q: What is a bill worth these days?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Only the amount of gold it represents.

Q: What is your soul worth these days?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: A free order of garlic knots with the purchase of a large pepperoni pizza.

Q: Buy two and get a free liter of Coke with that?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Maybe.

Q: What is the chance of robots revolting against humans within the next 100 years?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Slim to none. At the rate video games are progressing, true artificial intelligence is still several centuries away.

Q: Is artificial intelligence an oxymoron?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

A: Yes ma'am! I can always use me some garlic knots!
Q: What happened to the ghost in the attic?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: I turned him into a caramel chocolate frappe.

Q: Frisbee?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

A: Ultimate frizbee!
Q: Where do we go from here?

 

[JLML]

A: Somewhere else!

Q: Where is that place?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Far, far away.

Q: Or is it right here?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

A: Right here, right now.
Q: Who's going to make me a pizza?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Not me, but now I'm hungry.

Q: Lunchtime?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

A: In a couple hours!
Q: Who is the next challanger?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: You are.

Q: Why are you fighting yourself?

 

[JLML]

A: Because he's being manipulated by the unquestionable master of all. Me. [small]Don't you dare question me god damn it![/small]

Q: Why is he so easy to manipulate?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: There was no question, because I made you post no question. The Chessmaster shall have his day of glory. Weak minds.

Q: What're you doing with that ham?

 

[JLML]

A: This ham? Beating people to death with it.

Q: What, it's not like you wouldn't, right?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Of course I wouldn't, I have much more painful things to do to them.

Q: Don't you?

 

[Zirat]

A: Why not?

Q: What are you getting at?