Wrong Answer

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Your [bludgeon weapon] sucks and you should feel [emotion].

Q: This [noun] is open to [noun], correct?

 

[JLML]

A: actually, it's not.

Q: Why did you think it was?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Because I almost made it into a MadLibs.

Q: [verb] [noun] [adjective]?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Q: Why does a tool sleep on sheep disguised as cows?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A: Photosynthesis.

Q: Cows are dirty, no?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Assuming that the square root of a tree is its root system, yes.

Q: Tree + cake = ?

 

[Zirat]

A: Domo kun

Q: Why do the foolishly foolish fool's fall foolishly in love?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Because they're fools!

Q: What is the airspeed velocity of a fool?

 

[JLML]

A: Approximately 1/100 000 that of the cat in my avatar.

Q: What is the airspeed velocity of an avatar?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A/Q: What do you mean? The Pandora kind of avatar or the Last Airbender kind of avatar?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

A: You forgot the image kind of avatar... which is what he was talking about!
Q: Would you like to watch me eat this burger?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: No.

Q: Would you like to watch me eat this pizza?

 

[hyperhammy]

A: No, I'm getting hungry.

Q: What's YOUR sign, baby?

 

[JLML]

A: First of all, I'm no "baby" and second of all...

Q: What kind of sign?

 

[hyperhammy]

A: Roadsign...

Q: Afraid of girls?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: They are afraid of me.

Q: Why are they so afraid of me?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: I don't know, I have the same problem.
Well, "problem" may not be the right description...

Q: What is the right description?

 

[JLML]

A: Because you're an escaped serial murder. They've seen your face on the news.

Q: Why did you kill all those innocent girls?

EDIT: Damn ninjas here... =.="

 

[hyperhammy]

A: because it's easy (get it?)
Q: Who likes awesome references?

 

[JLML]

A: I DO I DO!!!!

Q: Why is my browser so slow today?