Wrong Answer

[JLML]

A: Don't know, don't care. Besides, "I'm 100% sure you can't be 100% sure about anything" so it could actually be anyone. Even me, though I've never written it.

Q: Who wrote ("I'm 100% sure you can't be 100% sure about anything") that?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Your mother.

Q: She's crazy, isn't she?

 

[JLML]

A: No, just annoying as hell, with a tendency to be a bit... Dictator-ish...

Q: Why is it always the mum that is like that?

 

[Dectomax]

A: Because their evil mind ninja's?

Q: WTF is an Evil mind Ninja?

 

[JLML]

A: A person, that is evil, and goes ninja on your mind.

Q: What is a good thought pirate?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: A dead one.

Q: Are you there?

 

[JLML]

A: maybe, maybe not. No one really knows.

Q: Why does your avatar disturb me..?

 

[Zirat]

A: Why shouldnt it?

Q: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen African Swallow

 

[AwesomeExpress]

A: 26.2420
Q: Can you make me a taco?

 

[JLML]

A: No, but you can get me a pizza.

Q: Could you? Please? Pretty please? Pretty please with sugar on top? =p

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: No, I ate it yesterday!

Q: Can I have another one?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: No, that was the last one.

Q: Should I go "'eeeehhhhhhh"?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A: Fine.

Q: How many fines have you incurred in one day?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Seventeen.

Q: What was the total?

 

[Malgorath]

A: Over 9000!

Q: We've found a witch. May we burn her?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: She's a witch! [highvoice] Burn her!! [/highvoice] [/montypython]

Q: A newt?

 

[Malgorath]

A: I got better...

Q: How do we know she is a witch?

 

[The Man With the Soap]

A: Dennis.

Q: What is the answer to the ultimate question?

 

[Malgorath]

A: 42

Q: Doctor? Doctor who?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A:Exactly.

How many lawyers does it take to file a note book?