Wrong Answer

[Heart of Darkness]

A: "Except by the consumer."

Q: So, again, I ask you: do you have to eat the tag after removing it?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: Whatever you want.

Q: Why would you?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Because when you consume something, you eat it.

Q: Are puns the lowest form of wit?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: No, they're fun.

Q: What would you do if you found out you have to eat the mattress after removing a tag from it?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Eat the tag and punch someone in the face with a mattress.

Q: Why would I eat a tag?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Because you don't like the taste of the mattress.

Q: Why?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Because.

Q: Prove that the chair I am sitting on doesn't exist.

 

[aLivingPheonix]

A: Proven.

Q: How many roads must a man walk?

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

A: One hundred billion.

Q: How does the phrase "same difference" make any sense?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

A/Q: How doesn't it make sense?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Depends on the context.

Q: What's the context?

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

A: You are.

Q: How does the taco slip past the gargoyle?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

A: In a sneaky sneaky manner.

Q: Do you know how to hotwire a monster truck?

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

A: Nope, but I can hottruck a monster wire.

Q: How does a fish blink?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

A: Very carefully.
Q: What happens when you cross a vampire with a ghost?

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

A: You get a sparkly Casper.

Q: What color is the conductor's left shoe?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

A: Trick question! The conductor isn't wearing shoes!
Q: What is the root of pie?

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

A: Testicle.

Q: What is the pie of root?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: You have to watch American pie for that one.

Q: Is a to b as c is to murder?

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

A: Yes, and murder is to kool-aid as strawberries are to band-saws.

Q: Why is Renamon so mistaken as Jolteon, a Pokemon?