Wrong Answer

[JLML]

A: To keep this thread alive of course!

Q: Why do I have to answer myself in order to do that? =.="

 

[Lust]

A: Because you have balls are nuts.

Q: Why did that rub me the wrong way?

 

[TheKagestar]

A: I have to rub something every 27 seconds. OCD's a *****

Q: Any thoughts on the political structure of Malta?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: No.

Q: Why should I care about the political structure of an island I don't live on?

 

[JLML]

A: Because, deep down, you CARE about OTHERS.

Q: Isn't it nice to finally admit it?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: No, so I won't, because I don't.

Q: What did you expect?

 

[JLML]

A: Well, you're still in denial I see...

Q: Why do you refuse to admit it?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Because I'd be lying.

Q: Why do you want me to lie?

 

[JLML]

A: I don't. I want you to embrace the light side. Symbolized by this black cat.

Q: Why do you resist? [small][sub]We both know that resistance is futile...[/sub][/small]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Because, I don't embrace the Dark Side, I am the Dark Side!
Therefore I will not embrace the Light Side, but destroy it!

Q: Are you ready to die?

 

[Queen Michael]

A: Actually, yes. I am.

Q: Who took the cookie from the cookie jar?

 

[Lust]

A: I did................sorry

Q: Am I in the clear?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: You're in the opaque, actually. If you were in the clear, I'd be able to see through those lies of yours.

Q: Lead shot, buck shot, or stone shot?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Headshot!

Q: Double Kill?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: Triple kill. No scope.

Q: How does that make you feel?

 

[YouBecame]

A)Like a salt steak.

Q)Why books?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: They hold the only Earth information I was not programmed with.

Q: Why not books?

 

[Queen Michael]

A: Because Hitler wrote books!

Q: Did Hitler like Oreos?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: Most likely.

Q: Did Mao like popcorn?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Actually, that was Hitler, too. Except replace corn with---

Q: Why was I interrupted?